SwagmundFreud
Superstar
You better be thanking god you're still in goddamn uniform goddamit!!!!
Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time
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my pops loves this lineNino Brown: "If i were you i'd be looking for the pimples on the booty"
From The Wash
Slim: "Hello? Yeah, this the kidnappers again.Look me and face."
Face: "Man, you just said my name"
Snoop/Dee Loc: "Them nikkas is ig'nant"
Slim:"Nikka who is you Destiny's Child? Nikka ain't nobody said your muthafukkkin' name!"
Snoop/Dee Loc:"They got to be the two stupidest muthafukkkas."
Snoop's whole face during that scene had me dead.
Snoop/Dee-Loc had so many quotables throughout the movie, breh:"
THEM nikkaS PULLED A STRAP ON YOU, JUST NOW?!!?!
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SHUT THE fukk UP, OLD MAN!!! AND QUIT BEATIN' ON MY MUTHAfukkIN' WALL!!! BEAT THESE NUTS IN YO' MOUF, nikka!!!!! 
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nikka, I'M DEE-LOC!!! 
I PAY THE COST TO BE THE MUTHAfukkIN' BOSS!!! 
PUNK MOTHAfukkA!!!""
nikka, if you 'tryna relax, take ya' bytch ass to the Snooty Fox. This the spot, mothafukka! And, get the fukk out my face. 
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What you need to do is go get me my chips, WITH DIP!!! 'CAUSE YOU DELINQUENT!!! MOTHAfukkA!!! 'Tryna knock my hustle, nikka! ""
While you poppin' them bottles, 
make sure that rent money pop up tomorrow. 
I left you some lotion in the room, in case you feel the urge. 
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Stupid mothafukkers."
Straight comedy!!!
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Vic Damone. Jr
Don't support the phonies, support the real
Me and my homeboy stayed saying this shyt back in HS
every time i see a person in a wheel chair this shyt runs through my head
"what do they call you? wheels?"
"what do they call you? wheels?"
Not sure if I posted these yet, I'm coming here too much with quotes.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Coming To America has already been mentioned.
I'd say damn near every line in The Last Boyscout.
I'd say damn near every line in The Last Boyscout.
Young Bishop
Piff Poster
Outside of the ones already mentioned, especially from money talk which is my favorite movie, one that I use a lot is don't put that evil on me!
My brother and me stay using this line!
Dillah810
Flat Girther
Ray: Well if you MUST know.....
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Tray Dee: Ay, homie don't be sayin I'm here like dat :ohno:
Ya know when a nikka been reading in lockup when u hear...Solo: We don't need no censors in tha hood that's just another way to keep us lost in tha system
Snoop: Man y'all planted that shyt on me Dre: I can do whatever tha fukk I want I'm tha L-A-P-D lmmao
Sits in white trash diner
"Excuse me, Flo."
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa terry, biiiiiig mistake. Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaa."
"Who played this gahhhbige? Shut up bytch" (TAKES KEYS OUT IGNITION AND MUSIC SHUTS OFF)
"A, Don't touch my body
When I leave lockup
You know wha this man did?? Tell em what ya did... I cut a man's heart out Check that out tell em what you did Rock ..I beat a police sergeant with his own club ..And didn't run after he did it.. Hell naaw
You went to Monroe? Well, I went to Jefferson; you must have me mistaken for another Claude Banks.
Well, I went to Jefferson; you must have me mistaken for another Claude Banks.
Damn I gotta add my fave line to that one.. Say somethin 'bout the watch Claude.. Fix up ya mouth like you was gon' say Wa... and ima whup yo ass
Lol, it came on starz last night & had to record to the dvr. Will be adding hella quotes as I watch.Damn I gotta add my fave line to that one.. Say somethin 'bout the watch Claude.. Fix up ya mouth like you was gon' say Wa... and ima whup yo ass
"That's uncle Sam for you son..money to boinnn (burn)"
-Kirby Dead Presidents
One of the GOAT movie characters
-Kirby Dead Presidents
One of the GOAT movie characters