Funny movie lines that you can't help but recite IRL and laugh every time

[Yessir_Araphat]

Braveheart, when King Richard Longshanks shyts on Scotland, so damn funny

Me n my brother still randomly say that shyt, accent n all. Sometimes we'll substitute the country n people with other groups i.e. "The trouble with Mexico, is that it's full of Mexicans"


Mexibrehs, jus jokes. Got love fo ya'll

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Aye, this ain't my Daddy watch...

 

[KravenMorehead™]

"This has been my worst physical year ever"

"fisical nikka, with a "F". Fiscal"

 

[CookisaCac]

I say this all the time lmaoooo

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I say this all the time lmaoooo

When the movie first came out I'd always say:
I got the the fries the will cross your eyes
I got the shakes that'll make you quake
I got the burgers that'll---
Man I just got burgers...

 

[b. woods]

Paper Soldiers

Stu: Kick skin off ya forehead, p*ssy.

 

[R-Typ3]

"That's uncle Sam for you son..money to boinnn (burn)"

-Kirby Dead Presidents


One of the GOAT movie characters

We could go all day with my man Kirby..



Aww shyt!!..What's wrong?? I oughta go back there an' kill that b*stard!! Why?? Muthafukka made me lose a whole pack of cigarettes

Pigs are greedy and you got to remember I'm dealin with the NYPD..the greediest, most corrupt pigs on the face of the earth

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm Mike, I'm from North Carolina & I like sports.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I'm Mike, I'm from North Carolina & I like sports.

You blood or cuz

 

[Milk N Cookies]

You blood or cuz

Cuz what?

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Cuz what?

Like bang bang. In the wood you either ball or gangbang

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I"m just a G-dog on the fly tip, coolin' in the crib, flossin' with the posse.

What the fukk does that mean??!!??
Man I don't wanna have to fukk you up, man but I will fukk you up.

 

[Blankthawtz]

"Alright, I'm gonna help you out here... All we are gonna need is some tanks, a couple of rocket launchers, and a set of balls like, uh... the King of Bayonne"


It's from the movie ERASER.... I quote that shyt every time somebody asked me to help em out with some ridiculous task.... Ever since I heard it its made me laugh.... one of my personal fav quotes that not many people know about...

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Lol, it came on starz last night & had to record to the dvr. Will be adding hella quotes as I watch.

She's my half sister so i cuts her in half! I hope you piss in the bed with that weak ass bladder

 

[Milk N Cookies]

She's my half sister so i cuts her in half! I hope you piss in the bed with that weak ass bladder

oh yeah? At least I ain't kill Santa!! Yeah! Tell me that!!!
You killed Santa Claus??
Not the Santa Clause, just Santa Claus.
One of them cats who be ringing the bells?
Somethin like that...