Former Short Man in Ethereal Agony After Doing Leg Lengthening Surgery...

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This shyt is sad.

This is what happens when you shame people for things they have zero control over. If a man grows up hearing "women hate short men and men don't respect short men" this kind of thing seems like a reasonable solution to this problem.

I hope within the next 20 years humanity grows the fukk up and most people just learn to treat people as other human beings based on character and behavior instead of childish first impressions on stuff like height, weight, skin color, etc.
Humanity won't grow up:manny:

The problem is these people being so attached to social media with no real life outside of it so the social media discourse is all they know and they internalize the sensationalism

All you need to do is be outside to know that short nikkas eating and are in relationships but if the internet is all you have you assume everyone under 6'2 is huddled in a cave somewhere crying:mjlol: Like I said earlier if you think being short is the reason you don't have hoes or love you got bigger issues
 
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Its really crazy


I remember seeing this surgery was an actual thing like 15 years ago on an episode of Nip/Tuck with Peter Dinklage.

For people asking why the healing takes so long, they’re basically breaking not one but TWO leg bones and placing metal rods into the bones and periodically TURNING those rods to make the legs longer. The rods aren’t supposed to induce healing, they’re there to literally FORCE the broken bones into stretching. They can’t use anti-inflammatory medication because it hinders the lengthening, which is part of why its so painful.

Its a brutal brutal procedure, in a lot of ways its WORSE from a pain standpoint than a BBL for a woman (but BBL’s are potentially more deadly)
 

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:mjlol:So what's the full story behind the surgery? Where is your discontentment coming from?



Dear Diary (The Coli...if yall happened to give a fukk)

Right after I had a bomb ass Football season which I got a trophy. My Mama woke up and told me I ain't have to geaux to school today. Said I can hang with her. So I was like fukk it cool. So she took me out to eat and let me order whatever I wanted and when we got in the we was driving passed our house location, so I asked the bytch..."Where are we geauxing?" She wouldn't tell me. We pull up to business building and I see "Orthopedic Surgeon". I looked at that traitor ass ho like WTF is this? She say she wanted to see why I'm limping. I was like I'm good. I had just met Grambling Recruiter that passing summer and he told me to drop weight and I would get a ride being his FB. They run the tests and shyt come to find out my left femur was 4cm shorter than the right femur. I looked at the doctor and was like so give me a special shoe and a special cleat I'm good. I'm gonna play ball right? The doctor looked at my mother and was like you didn't tell him about this at all right? Im wtf yall whispering bout? I ain't doing this shyt and missing out on my Junior year. fukk that. I grabbed my shyt and limped down the stairs and waited in the car for 2 hrs and the dumb ass hoe wouldn't come out. So I geaux back up to the doctor office and the doc told me that no school would recruit me if I had a short leg. I wanted to wait atleast until I signed the contract for the athletic scholarship. My Mama wasn't trying to hear it. I went back to school and told my Head Coach and he was like do the surgery and come back. I was in a fukking wheelchair for 1 year and half and couldn't play no more. shyt was so bad with the infections, the delays, when the coach seen me again in school in the chair he had to hide his fukking tears.

Anyway I came back my senior year and I couldn't even stand up passed 10 mins without pain and eventually quit. Then I've been having problems since forever. Everything changed in my life from that moment. I stopped trusting my Mama and my relationship with my bytch ass dad deteriorated. I learned to never get hurt cause if I had to depend on anybody it would be fukked up and since then I don't fukk with no one in my family. My Mama even abused me when I was in the wheelchair. Hiding my pain mess and letting geaux 8 hrs without it. When I needed to geaux to the Dr one night cause I had an infection she beat me in my surgical leg. And borch ass father didn't want shyt to do with me since I couldn't play ball no more and making art was out the question.
 

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Its really crazy


I remember seeing this surgery was an actual thing like 15 years ago on an episode of Nip/Tuck with Peter Dinklage.

For people asking why the healing takes so long, they’re basically breaking not one but TWO leg bones and placing metal rods into the bones and periodically TURNING those rods to make the legs longer. The rods aren’t supposed to induce healing, they’re there to literally FORCE the broken bones into stretching. They can’t use anti-inflammatory medication because it hinders the lengthening, which is part of why its so painful.

Its a brutal brutal procedure, in a lot of ways its WORSE from a pain standpoint than a BBL for a woman (but BBL’s are potentially more deadly)
I see a huge money making opourtunity here for prosthetic companies.

I get the feeling that somebody crazy enough to mutilate their legs might be genuinely willing to just cut the leg off entirely and replace it with a realistic, movable, and sensation-feeling prosthetic which could give them even more than 5inches growth.

The cost of leg lengthening surgery is actually 20% more expensive than the cost of the most advanced , scifi leg prosthesis. And these leg prosthesis have a fraction of the rehab time and none of the pain. Science has reached a point where you can control them directly with your mind with nerve impulses; so they arent awkward to move with. More importantly you can actually program them to do complex actions like dunking a basketball less than a month after the initial procedure; instead of being a paraplegic for 6 months if you choose metal rods.
 

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:mjlol: @Thick_Necc_Jenkins Let me guess, your parent dikk-rode you when you were a star athlete.
My Dad was pretty fukking proud...Mama didn't really care tho. I was fenna geaux off my Junior year. Was in the gym with the team until my surgery week. I will never forgive them. In fact just recently my stepmama called the cops on me for harassment. I hold grudges. I told my dad I would fukk his wife in front of him...shyt was wild lol
 

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People are just so fukking stupid I cannot! Why would you do that? The human body is proportional, it takes everything into account before adjusting your height, not just the length of your legs
 

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bet money they still can't dunk :umad:

nikka if they dunk...

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