For 1,000,000$ Which weapon would you choose to Kill a 8ft Grizzly Bear? Ice Pick or a Small Axe

[O.T.I.S.]

if you can pierce the bears heart or windpipe with the ice pick you got a chance.

Spoiler

 

[OneManGang]

at thinking a ice pick or small hatchet gonna do any damage to a God damned Grizzly bear.

 

[New Username]

Neither....I'd rather make that milly the long, slow way

thecoli.com

 

[iBrowse]

1) Weapon One

2) Weapon 2:

Here's your opponent.

I'll use the ice pick...it worked for Glass...

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Seduce it

 

[newarkhiphop]

Ice pick to both eyes as quickly as possible, after that take its back stab the head a couple of times.


Yall scared of a big ass cat?

 

[ORDER_66]

Take no chances...

 

[Slangtonomo]

How long the blade on the ice pick?

Go for the eye and hang on for the ride or shove your arm down its throat, get either the roof of its mouth or farther back aim for the brain.

Either one the bear will spit you out.

 

[newarkhiphop]

FYI it's been done twice by bare hands from some damm near senior citizens

Badass of the Week: Tom Wanyandie

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

thecoli.com

So you gone fight a bear with an ice pick?

Instantaneous millionaire, huh?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

FYI it's been done twice by bare hands from some damm near senior citizens

Badass of the Week: Tom Wanyandie

Story seems fake af AND even if it wasn't, none of you are hardened mountain men... And even then he was probably lucky af..

Also he had a weapon



And wtf is a mini-axe or an ice pick going to do? I rather go in with a buck knife than any one of those.

 

[iBrowse]

wow

this is so sad

tears

i would never harm an animal

i luv animals n earth

i have a cat named pumpkin n i luv him

treat animals with kindness

-The BasedFather

God bless you

 

[New Username]

So you gone fight a bear with an ice pick?

Instantaneous millionaire, huh?

Yea

Life is about risks

I'm more likely to become millionaire fightin a bear with a battle axe than you working day to day

 

[iBrowse]

You're going to die no matter what you choose.

Unless you have a rifle or bear spray, it's over.
Period.

Also:
Timothy Treadwell - Wikipedia

Audio footage of Timothy being eaten by the bear back in 2003.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Yea

Life is about risks

I'm more likely to become millionaire fightin a bear with a battle axe than you working day to day

Take shyt literal, brehs

I put emphasis on long & slow to juxtapose how much I WOULD NOT want to fight a bear.

Now slang a key etc..etc..etc? That's a different story