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For 1,000,000$ Which weapon would you choose to Kill a 8ft Grizzly Bear? Ice Pick or a Small Axe
- Thread starter Stuntone
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I'd have to go with the Ice Pick. I don't stand a chance either way...only shot I have is a quick strike to maybe an area like the throat or eyes. That ax would definitely hinder any quick strike attempt.
FLORIDA BOI
All Star
You are gonna get mauled either way
Maybe with the pick you get a poke in the throat or eye
Dont even think about going for a head shot , they have found grizzlies with bullets under the skin because it
Couldn't go through the skull .
Maybe with the pick you get a poke in the throat or eye
Dont even think about going for a head shot , they have found grizzlies with bullets under the skin because it
Couldn't go through the skull .
im taking the axe, cut down a small tree and quickly cut the end to a sharp point . . with my new spear i'll banish this land monster to the land of wind and ghosts
bigfoot gonna be peakin out his crib like "what the fukk, so you just gonna let this p*ssy ass human, make you look like a bytch bear? . . .
me: aye, you smelly bytch you can catch these hands too, you the dustiest simp in the entire forrest anyway
bigfoot: what you say little bytch ass human
me: you heard me, thats why you cant get no hoes, with yo anti-social ass
bigfoot gonna be peakin out his crib like "what the fukk, so you just gonna let this p*ssy ass human, make you look like a bytch bear? . . .
me: aye, you smelly bytch you can catch these hands too, you the dustiest simp in the entire forrest anyway
bigfoot: what you say little bytch ass human
me: you heard me, thats why you cant get no hoes, with yo anti-social ass
SUAJCS*93*
Banned
The small axe
With the small axe at least if the bear misses and I dodge, I can probably get a good strong swipe at one of his paws and take a couple finger (?) and claws off.
With an ice pick I would have to get in front of it's face aim directly for the eyes/nose. And if you have to get right in front of it's face it's not gonna end well no matter what.
That's if it even feels the ice pick through that thick skin. Bear ain't really gonna feel an ice pick to the ass too much. Now a chop to the back of the legs with a small axe?... yeah. Bet you that shyt knees buckle, and like in a real life fight with a real life human once them knees buckle I'm on that ass.
fukk around and leave that forest with a mink, a rug, and a toilet seat cover set. People come over to my crib to take a shyt and just be resting their backs on bear.
With the small axe at least if the bear misses and I dodge, I can probably get a good strong swipe at one of his paws and take a couple finger (?) and claws off.
With an ice pick I would have to get in front of it's face aim directly for the eyes/nose. And if you have to get right in front of it's face it's not gonna end well no matter what.
That's if it even feels the ice pick through that thick skin. Bear ain't really gonna feel an ice pick to the ass too much. Now a chop to the back of the legs with a small axe?... yeah. Bet you that shyt knees buckle, and like in a real life fight with a real life human once them knees buckle I'm on that ass.
fukk around and leave that forest with a mink, a rug, and a toilet seat cover set. People come over to my crib to take a shyt and just be resting their backs on bear.
havoc
Superstar
I ain't bought that life. You can keep the money.
shadowking
All Star
It's funny how brehs think they actually have a shot
If you haven't been in a jungle before....my my...God bless you
If you haven't been in a jungle before....my my...God bless you
The Up Right Man
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im taking the axe, cut down a small tree and quickly cut the end to a sharp point . . with my new spear i'll banish this land monster to the land of wind and ghosts
bigfoot gonna be peakin out his crib like "what the fukk, so you just gonna let this p*ssy ass human, make you look like a bytch bear? . . .
me: aye, you smelly bytch you can catch these hands too, you the dustiest simp in the entire forrest anyway
bigfoot: what you say little bytch ass human
me: you heard me, thats why you cant get no hoes, with yo anti-social ass
lol folks in here talking about dodging and pin point striking a bear.
Lettus be real you think you'll have enough time to craft a spear with that tiny axe. So the bear is just going to wait for you to finish?
CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
don't need the weapons, i will go in with only my hands. i am a trained boxer with ground game as well. the bear's height will be a disadvantage bc i will take out his ribs and if he runs in for the takedown, i have superior knowledge there as well. nothing he can do really unless he gets a lucky bite or some shyt, but while he's bitin, i'll be bitin at a higher rate so he won't know what to do out there.
lol folks in here talking about dodging and pin point striking a bear.
Lettus be real you think you'll have enough time to craft a spear with that tiny axe. So the bear is just going to wait for you to finish?
damn, so many questions. let me live
FeloniousMonk
Dont mind me..Im a azzhole
That ax aint doing shyt to that bear fur except scratch his skin and make him mad..
Max Goonberg
Superstar
split the bear whole head from across the street wit da mini axe off a sour blunt n some henny white
luciddreamer
All Star
Good luck with that,