Florida Man Killed by Giant Flightless Bird

[BlackBall]

How out of shape do you have to be to get snuffed by a fukking bird

 

[Da King]

Female cassowary claw.

Imagine this ripping into you with the force of a kick behind it smh

 

[George's Dilemma]

Is that Kodak?

Yeah

 

[Swiggy]

Creationists can eat a dikk

THIS THING A DINOSAUR

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

I’m not even an outdoor guy but I’ve been chased down by giant male kangaroos and swooped by many big ass birds that wouldn’t stop until I left their territories. Australia is wild

I read the first sentence and thought it was storytime again courtesy of @CarbonBraddock

 

[poundedyam]

Get killed by pigeons brehs

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I’m not even an outdoor guy but I’ve been chased down by giant male kangaroos and swooped by many big ass birds that wouldn’t stop until I left their territories. Australia is wild

 

[Killer Instinct]

Would have been having boneless chicken breast and macaroni & cheese in my household that night. Fail to master the basics of defensive grappling and end up a snack, for a snack, brehs.

 

[Daio]

Cassowarys ain't no joke anybody play far cry 3?



Don't forget birds use to be Dinosaurs brehs

 

[Theolodius_Black]

@Theolodius_Black careful out there breh. Better carry a weapon with you or something in case this thing pulls up on you.

 

[Danie84]

Gatorsoarus in this bytch

 

[Skooby]

How out of shape do you have to be to get snuffed by a fukking bird

Get killed by pigeons brehs

It's not like he got killed by a parakeet. These things are basically modern day dinosaurs.

 

[Monoblock]

Don't for get

The Cassowary must’ve seen this and wanted to even the score.
“I’M MAD”
“I WANT REVEEEENGE”

 

[Diondon]

Probably make a bomb ass Cassowary Parmesan

 

[LebronsHairline]

Cassowaries used to fukk me up all the time in Farcry 3