Florida Man Killed by Giant Flightless Bird

[Noriega]

Australia can keep em

 

[Pressure]

Can you fry it? I wonder what it tastes like.

 

[ThirdAct]

This settles it, we need a Cassowary Ultimate Fighting League stat

 

[Kings County]

Female cassowary claw.

Imagine this ripping into you with the force of a kick behind it smh

woulda had to put that long neck nikka in a choke hold

 

[hayesc0]

Florida again. A legit study or documentary needs to be done about the fukkery shyt would print money.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

woulda had to put that long neck nikka in a choke hold

The crazy thing is that once he stabs you in the guts full force with that talon, he’s going to want his foot back
That means he’s going to yank it back out, relieving you of all your intestines in the process.

 

[parallax]

What the fukk is a cassowary doing in Florida?

 

[Just like bruddas]

Probably threw a pen at it...

 

[Lord_nikon]

:demonicbird:

 

[mannyrs13]

@Theolodius_Black careful out there breh. Better carry a weapon with you or something in case this thing pulls up on you.

 

[Milomann]

 

[DallasTxRep]

You can tell that bird is with the sh!ts

Is that Kodak?

 

[Ironman]

Birds would be the deadliest predators in the world if they still had the size they had during the dinosaur ages.

Three animals that I am happy do not get dinosaur level large anymore: reptiles, felines, and birds. They’d be unstoppable.

Cats, the size of pickup trucks? Snakes that are as round as a school bus and just as fast as they are big? Velociraptors?

You missed arachnids and other insects Prehistoric eras were

 

[old pig]

With claws that big and with the power of a 200 lb body behind, you might as well be going up against Ray Lewis on a stabbing spree.

goddamn.

 

[old pig]

Can you fry it? I wonder what it tastes like.

DEATH!