Florida Man Killed by Giant Flightless Bird

[Mandizi]

Never heard of that bird in my life. Spooky.

 

[Made Man]

And George Zimmerman still alive

Florida Lost

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Coli animal threads usually deliver. This bird looks evil as fukk.

florida man...florida bird...when does this shyt end

that pic tho

Smiley that bird

its a bird

bird looks exactly like

I saw the opportunity for an animal thread that involved a Florida man, an attack, and an -looking bird and knew it would deliver.

 

[GollyImGully]

nah fukk that

imagine going out like that

a bird with hops like MJ stabbing you in the neck with toe nails longer than Coles

 

[Payroll]

Not even slightly thrown off by the headline.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Birds will fukk shyt up every now and then

Edit: my shyt was reading every night & then lol

 

[Nero Christ]

bird looks exactly like

:demonicbird:

 

[Dushane Hill]

Them big ass borderline dinosaur looking birds will disembowel mf'ers with quickness. Birds aint fukking around, some of them look straight up demonic.

Birds also one of the most intelligent animals there is, I see pigeons doing shyt like using pedestrian crossings, hitching rides on trains, using roads to navigate etc. I'm also pretty sure theres a gang of birds on my street that purposely keep shytting all over my car.

 

[GPBear]

Cassowary's will fukk you up breh, that ain't no bs. Cassowary in the cut, that's a scary sight

They basically have knives on their feet, and they hate people/everything that moves.

Fuq pitbulls, we should be going after those motherfukkers

 

[Redguard]

florida man...florida bird...when does this shyt end

that pic tho

Its the perfect location for the next GTA game

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

What kinda ridiculous racist comment is this?

the type you make everyday

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Die at the talons of a large bird brehs

"whatchu tryna say breh?"

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

In Michigan, we got some HUGE wild Turkeys. I was visiting back home and three of them -- all taller than me (5'2)

Something told me that was a gross exaggeration. Even if they were the absolute largest 2 turkeys in the whole US, they’d still only be 4ft tall

 

[Cat piss martini]

keep dinosaurs as pets breh

 

[xoxodede]

Something told me that was a gross exaggeration. Even if they were the absolute largest 2 turkeys in the whole US, they’d still only be 4ft tall

Well, they looked taller than me. I didn't go up to them to do a height check.