Rigamortus
Superstar
Oh man. Where to start?
After Tokyo Drift in the fourth film its sort of a tie up loose ends and brings back the OG cast. Dom and friends are in the DR and hijacking fuel tankers. Things get hot. Crew breaks up. Han goes to Tokyo and Dom leaves Letty behind. Letty goes back to the US and gets killed by some mexicans.
Dom goes to Mexico with Brian and kill some mexicans and recruits a new chick in the process. Dom turns himself in at the end of the film.Fifth Film starts by breaking Dom out of jail. They run to Brazil and meet the guy who got tangled up and stuck on the semi in the first film. End up stealing a Ford GT with some computer chip that people want. The Rock appears to capture them. Tracks them down and tries to arrest them. Apparently everyone in Brazil has guns and they back off. They rob a vault and pull it through the city. With Dodge Chargers...
Movie ends.After the credits roll, PLOT TWIST! Letty is alive.
Sixth film, Dom is hiding away dikking down a brazilian chick he cuffed from the fifth film that I forgot to mention. Also, Brian has a baby now w/ Mia (Dom's sister). Rock finds Dom. Dom learns Letty is alive and getting dikked down by some Seals Team Six dude in the UK. Somehow, between these films Dom and friends become secret Black Ops mercenaries. They track dude down, kill him and rescue Letty. She has amnesia somehow. Also, Mexican chick from fourth film dies by falling out of a plane they were chasing in their cars on a runway that must of been 30 miles long given how long and fast they were driving. But this is a movie. Who gives a fukk about physics?
OH shyt! ANOTHER PLOT TWIST. Remember Han dieing? Apparently, the car that hit him in Tokyo Drift was being by someone. So, London mercenary dikking down Letty has an older brother. And it is none other than Mr. Jason Statham.
He killed Han. I'm serious. 
So, Seventh film, Dom chases Statham after Han's funeral. they get involved in some Black Ops shyt and go to Azerbaijan looking for some nerd with Gods Eye. Nerd is found out to be sexy ass Nathalie Emmanuel
. Anyway they end up in Abu Dhabi. Letty gets into a fight with Rhonda Rousey. Meanwhile, Dom acquires super human strength and lifts up a car to steal Gods Eye and then they jump from building to building in said car. They find Statham. shyt pops off and he gets away. Somehow they end up in LA. Rock pulls a helicopter out of the sky, Dom was secretly an earthbender and collapses a parking garage with only his foot. Stham gets arrested on movie ends. 
Oh yeah, Paul Walker died and he's CGI'd in the final scene.Eighth film, Dom is Havana after marrying Letty. (Still has amnesia, doesn't remember shyt but trusts Dom
). Dom is apprently the avatar and firebends the flames of a car that blew up during racing around him so he win a race. 
Enter, white girl terrorist or WGT. WGT shows Dom a picture and joins her. Dom steals shyt. Rock gets arrested and escapes prison with Statham. ANOTHER PLOT TWIST! Remember that brazilian Dom was dikking down a few movies ago that he dumped when he rescued Letty who was suffering from amnesia and remembers nothing about him? Well, apparently Dom knocked her up and she has a baby now. Dom goes to NY and is almost captured by his friends. He escapes by metalbending the doors from his car allowing him to escape. They end up in Russia to infiltrate a nuclear submarine and chase it in the frigid wastelands of Siberia before it escapes into the ocean. WGT fires a missile at Dom but he airbends it around his car and redirects it toward the submarine. He then metalbends his friends cars around him to shield from the explosion. WGT is somehow alive and escaped.And now we enter the ninth movie. Judging by the trailer its looks to be filled with as much fukkery as the last five.
Can't wait to see how they explain Han surviving.
