Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[JQ Legend]

Papoose is the king of this lol

“ I get more Wins than a Hurricane”


“ I suwu like a Wu Tang lawsuit”

"mad ass like Saddam spelled backwards"

“now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of the meat market”

 

[Nokids]

Papoose is the king of this lol

“ I get more Wins than a Hurricane”


“ I suwu like a Wu Tang lawsuit”

Suwu shyt hit different especially living in a blood area

 

[Mac Ten]

Suwu shyt hit different especially living in a blood area

Hell yeah….

Papoose unintentionally had me laughing as a kid at the hilarity at coming up with those goofy lines

 

[Youngblood Priest]

Said this before: "dikk on her nose, now she's cockeyed" -

That shyt funny tho

 

[Redwood]

That shyt funny tho

Never said it wasn't

 

[Krs2]

I gotta watch that make my whole hand bling like Michael glove

Edit: nevermind I read the title wrong. This prolly the best punch in this whole thread

 

[King Poetic]

Dr Dre keep your heads ringing

I get plenty of ass, so call me an ass-tronaut


Nelly


You ain't from Russia, so bytch why you Russian?

 

[Sad Bunny]

“I ride the beat like a dikk”

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

That entire Lil Wayne era from 02-10

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

"and just like that girl u got me froze
like a Nintendo 64"

 

[Lord Beasley]

I love you like a fat kid love cake is the most cringe shyt I've ever heard in my life.

More cringe than "treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you"

 

[CoolinInTheCut]

"shoeicide" is the biggest offender in history

 

[Lord Beasley]

"....feel like I'm bi cuz you're one of the guys girl, all jokes aside...."

That shyt ruins a good song

 

[FreshAIG]

“I let you feel like you the shyt, but boy you can't out fart me” - J Cole

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Life's a bytch in mini-skirts and big chest. How can I not flirt with death?