Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[mbewane]

Every bar on this track

Forgot how trash this was

 

[x-factor7]

“I let you feel like you the shyt, but boy you can't out fart me” - J Cole

Came into the thread to mention this one

Also, Papoose is the king of this

"I must stash, like the hair between your lip and your nose"

"I'll have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

"You just a leg shooter, you aim your gun low
I shoot my Tec high, I keep a Hi-Tek like the producer"

"The stakes are high, like the top shelf of a meat market"

 

[Jerz-2]

"I must stash, like the hair between your lip and your nose"

"I'll have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

 

[Pistolvania Prince]

38 revolve like the sun round the earth smh

 

[Dont@Me]

Im eating in Rome and you eating roman noodles

wait...I didn't realize until now that he fukked the bar up because it is supposed to be ramen noodles

After all these years

 

[Capitol]

Came into the thread to mention this one

Also, Papoose is the king of this

"I must stash, like the hair between your lip and your nose"

"I'll have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

"You just a leg shooter, you aim your gun low
I shoot my Tec high, I keep a Hi-Tek like the producer"

"The stakes are high, like the top shelf of a meat market"

See man this the type of shyt that gets me heated

 

[ShaDynasty]

Forgot how trash this was

I listened to this album the other day. Aside from the production being synthetic garbage, the lyrics are remedial.

"I keep her running back and forth, soccer team"

"I got 10 bathrooms, I could shyt all day"

"Flow crazy 7:30, you just 6:50"

"Money overweight bytch, roseanne/I don't listen to these kids, grown man"

"I built it up from nothing you would think I'm playing Tetris"

Its complete trash and all of them used them shytty hashtag bars for the whole record.

 

[Chris Cool]

I'ma do it again like nikka backwards


Could be a Wayne thread.

 

[mitter]

"Not long is how long this rhyme took me" - Ghostface Killah

 

[Peabo Bryson]

"Like alphabet soup on a triple beam, I got a weigh (way) with words"



One of those dork ass whiteboys that was on message boards all day... It was either Copyrite or Okwords or some lame like that. Reason why I hate most cac rappers is shyt like that right there.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

“now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of the meat market”

That's the one I was thinking of

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"Like alphabet soup on a triple beam, I got a weigh (way) with words"



One of those dork ass whiteboys that was on message boards all day... It was either Copyrite or Okwords or some lame like that. Reason why I hate most cac rappers is shyt like that right there.

Copywrite had some legit hilarious bars.

What's a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock?
Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fukkin a cop?
Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket
Now suck my dikk before I beat the shyt outta you with it
Want a milkshake? Suck the shyt out and you'll get it
Six four and I'll fukk the shyt out of a midget

Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bytches,
After I came, fukked em with they own leg
They ain't know the difference

 

[Yehuda]

It's a wrap for you round
and a wrap for yo round
Ill let a round wrap around every rapper round till it wraps around
This rap a round
Cat I'll wrap a round around rap, I'll let a round wrap around round
How you gonna get around that?

Homie dropped this in the end like he was killing it the "that shh was ass" in the background kills me all the time.

 

[Yehuda]

"I'm a martian, give me my space".

haha, mfers acted like Wayne was Rakim on that.

I'm in tears lmao.

 

[Sugarbush]

Shoe-icide

/thread