Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

You not the shyt........

























You not even the fart.

 

[Plankton]

You explanation just as dumb as the fukking line.

Doesn't know proper English and has the nerve to call someone dumb.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Doesn't know proper English and has the nerve to call someone dumb.

The irony of you.

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

"Right hook's like Joe Frazier's" - Big Daddy Kane on Big L's "Platinum Plus"

"Comparing yourself to me is like a Benz to a Chevrolet" - Big L on "M.V.P."



Add on.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"You got busted stealin' gears out my whip. You got caught with a tranny"

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Something about a woman being so attractive that the rapper would perform fellatio on her father.

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Never noticed the Nelly line was wrong

I've known for years.

 

[TheMailMan]

Im eating in Rome and you eating roman noodles
She ain't a politician she a poleitican

 

[Mac Ten]

Papoose is the king of this lol

“ I get more Wins than a Hurricane”


“ I suwu like a Wu Tang lawsuit”

 

[Mac Ten]

Something about a woman being so attractive that the rapper would perform fellatio on her father.

Richard Pryor openly admitted that in a time where that was a no no…

Biggie and Bad Boy were on that type of time.


Having T-Girls in a videos, had a lady peeing in the shall in the Big Poppa video, etc.


You didn’t see PAC on that time either. Suge probably was. Dude had Danny Boy on his lap.

 

[Dillah810]

"Wah wah wah wah wah, I'm lil baby"

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

That bedrock garbage song. 2009-2011 was like the most comfortable time in hip hop for garbage mouth rappers.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

“saying A minor
but you gotta B sharp and tell fans who is it
you thought you left D flat but D major”



THE STRUGGLE PART 6

Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum

Drake so wack sometimes

 

[Redwood]

Said this before: "dikk on her nose, now she's cockeyed" -

 

[Mac Ten]

That bedrock garbage song. 2009-2011 was like the most comfortable time in hip hop for garbage mouth rappers.

I still hate that song…

Every Girl>>>Bedrock