Extreme cases of Mudbutt

[Ezekiel 25:17]

fukk it ima tell my lil bullshyt.

2 a.m. 55 south on my way to New Orleans.

I stopped at a truck stop and grabbed a chicken burrito.

I hop in my truck and get halfway into my burrito when the bubblin started.

I swear it felt like I had three baby elephants harlem shakin in my stomach, breh.

"Naw. Not in the truck, mayne."

I tried told hold it. I think I made it 2 or 3 miles before i hit an exit. Shut the truck off and struggled up the hill towards the trees. Breh...I had to shyt behind a tree.

After I finished I was:







I got nothin to wipe with.


I didnt know what to do so I took of my sweatpants and used em.

Ditched the sweats and ninja'd back in the truck when ppl werent driving past.

Aint no way Im eatin truck stop food again. Got a crock pot and GF grill in the truck now.

You think those sweatpants still there? You ever drive by just to see for nostalgic memories?

 

[Centaur]

Anyone ever shyt out foam? Like watery shyt but is just sudsy like a shaken soda?

 

[DallasTxRep]

Thread is a classic

 

[jj23]

Anyone ever shyt out foam? Like watery shyt but is just sudsy like a shaken soda?

See a doctor immediately breh.

 

[Alvin]

My cousin's house got broken into and whoever did it, took about $4,000 worth of stuff and also took a shyt in the toilet and didnt flush.

My cousin told the police that he always flushes the toilet after he uses the bathroom. They took a sample, got a DNA profile and found out his uncle was the one who broke in his crib.

my broke ass police department would never

 

[Breh Obama]

I haven't eaten Chipotle in over 2 years and I never will again

 

[Wiseborn]

Made it home

Sprinted up the apartment stairs and fumbled my key trying to unlock

Unloaded with the force of a jet engine

Just admit that you shyt yourself.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

my broke ass police department would never

 

[boriquaking]

Anyone ever shyt out foam? Like watery shyt but is just sudsy like a shaken soda?

After binge-drinking..

 

[KingsOfKings]

 

[Supreme]

 

[International Playa]

Fast food joints usually are guilty of giving people the shyts, them things are NOT good for you.

 

[madness]

I haven't eaten Chipotle in over 2 years and I never will again

last time I had Chipotle was when the pandemic first started, I had a steak burrito bowl with extra guac. Had to take 3 separate shyts in the span of an hour to rid my system of it, haven't been back since

 

[BushidoBrown]

Chipotle is an "im in the crib for the rest of the night" meal

I haven't eaten Chipotle in over 2 years and I never will again

last time I had Chipotle was when the pandemic first started, I had a steak burrito bowl with extra guac. Had to take 3 separate shyts in the span of an hour to rid my system of it, haven't been back since

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

Dominoes barbecue chicken pizza i ate that whole thang by myself on some wolf shyt..30 minutes later im on the toilet with a bucket throwing up and shytting at the same time...couldnt hold nothing down. .sprite, water, nothing....never fukked with dominoes after that