Throw the receipt in the bushes
It would just get awkward if they asked what the total was. There's no way to know ahead of time if they really did use a 50% coupon so when they asked the total, I'd say $12.50 and they'd say "oh wow I thought they said $25, here's your 12 bucks" 
Then the next time they ordered, an honest person would take the order and get bytched out for the prices all going up. Completely shytty way to run a business.
"I dropped the chicken"
lol..when i was 16 my first job was at popeyes chicken....i remember one time i was taking the chicken from the fryer to the front but i slipped on grease and dropped the chicken. I went to the office where the manager was fukkin around with paperwork
Me:
Manager: "So"
Me: "uhhh, want me to just throw it away or do you have to count it or something?"
Manager: No serve it, its still good
Me:
man i felt soooo bad watching people eat that chicken.
another instance is when we ran out of chicken, that same manager took me to other popeyes to get some chicken. He called the popeyes to let them know we were coming so they went ahead and began stacking the metal bins that held the chicken outside. Anyways we got held up in traffic and got there an hr after we intended on getting there. We look at the chicken and ants/flies/roaches are all over them, i was like
My manager: "Cool thanks for the chicken guys"
That was my last week working at that place
@ your manager.
Desktop support. Half of the questions you ask us about computers, we don't know...We just do a google search, get the answer and solve the shyt.
Funny thing is, most of us tell y'all niccas "Google is your friend" but you refuse to listen. Just did a side job, made 300 in 30 minutes, cuz the company wanted me to install Virus protection on all 20 PC's I used AVG
At a restaurant:
Everyone is fukkin everyone. Dead srs. Even the managers who most of thr time have b*stard children and/or married. And 90% of the employee force does drugs. Srs. That includes managers. My former GM was a big coke head, and used to buy dope and guns from our dishwasher. 30% of the women there have a boo in the penitentiary or was in the pen at one point
Just got an internship in construction. I'll let y'all know the low down on that by summer's end
Add on...
and how many years have you been a licensed stylist? exactly.
all my black clients who could never get their hair to grow before finding me now have to schedule trims every 4 weeks with me due extreme growth and healthy hair.
if you sweat or leave your home dirt gets in your damn hair just like it gets on your skin. you shower daily and wash your ass ...guess what HAIR should be washed frequently too. and thanx for bringing up another myth. to much OIL on the scalp also stunts growth. the first thing i tell my ethnic clients is to STOP "greasing down their heads" on that old ass 1950 tip with that thick ass sh*t in the blue jar thats as heavy as vaseline. most black women(like you) also don't know THAT stuff stiffles hair growth as well when no oxygen can reach the follicles. if you have dry scalp issues...there are silicone based non greasy mosturizers and scalp regulating shampoos for that as well.
Another thing about restaurants: most of the cooks have criminal records
I used to eat of people's plate before taking it out to the table. A fry or a chip here or there won't hurt
