Expose truths in your work fields that outsiders don't know about

[Anothergirl]

fukk out here with this shyt.

Black people dont need to shampoo there hair that much because it doesnt produce the oils and shyt that other races produce.

You stay on some dumb shyt

and how many years have you been a licensed stylist? exactly.
all my black clients who could never get their hair to grow before finding me now have to schedule trims every 4 weeks with me due extreme growth and healthy hair.

if you sweat or leave your home dirt gets in your damn hair just like it gets on your skin. you shower daily and wash your ass ...guess what HAIR should be washed frequently too. and thanx for bringing up another myth. to much OIL on the scalp also stunts growth. the first thing i tell my ethnic clients is to STOP "greasing down their heads" on that old ass 1950 tip with that thick ass sh*t in the blue jar thats as heavy as vaseline. most black women(like you) also don't know THAT stuff stiffles hair growth as well when no oxygen can reach the follicles. if you have dry scalp issues...there are silicone based non greasy mosturizers and scalp regulating shampoos for that as well.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Be cautious of that ranch or blue chees my G......

I worry about that when I go to Buffalo Wild Wings because they bring the ranch and blue cheese already opened and shiit...


but my hood wing spots, the blue cheese comes in an unopened lil package..so i'm sure thats good

 

[RenAi!]

*knocks over a stack of bread for the fukk of it *

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..

W...t...f....

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Be cautious of that ranch or blue chees my G......

I reeeeeeeeeally hope you didn't.....

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I wish I could tell you some TSA stories but I can't. Just keep watching CNN, we're bound to show up bi monthly.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

I wish I could tell you some TSA stories but I can't. Just keep watching CNN, we're bound to show up bi monthly.

Do tell my nikka

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Another thing about restaurants: most of the cooks have criminal records

I used to eat of people's plate before taking it out to the table. A fry or a chip here or there won't hurt

 

[Coach Gully]

Most of yall wouldn't eat out anymore if yall knew the shyt that goes on in restaurants

The same thing goes for two Catering companies I used to work for, most people would be surprised for what gets a pass.

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

I wish I could tell you some TSA stories but I can't. Just keep watching CNN, we're bound to show up bi monthly.

I would expect there to be alot of fukkery wit tsa workers,i swear thats the go to job for ghetto loud ass motherfukkas act high and mighty,last time one tried to get wild with me,tellin me he was a "federal officer and he could do dis n dat",i was like "yo shut the fukk up,u guys aint shyt,u dont even carry guns,just over paid security gaurds dat are over paid to make u guys look important since 9/11" he got real quiet after that,blea dat

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I would expect there to be alot of fukkery wit tsa workers,i swear thats the go to job for ghetto loud ass nikkas to act high and mighty,last time one tried to get wild with me,tellin me he was a "federal officer and he could do dis n dat",i was like "nikka shut the fukk up,u guys aint shyt,u dont even carry guns,just over paid security gaurds dat are over paid to make u guys look important since 9/11" he got real quiet after that,blea dat

Depending on the airport he could have gotten your ass arrested and fined. But each airport is run by a different Federali appointee (basically) and operate it like a personal fiefdom. The SOP is used as a guideline and the FSD is free to tweak it as he sees fit for "operational" needs.

We do get paid well though.

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

LAX,fukk him,tryna tell me i was takin too long puttin on my shoes,i told him to shut his ass up n stand at his spot,it was slow and no one was bhind me

 

[Bilz]

I sometimes wish I would have worked more bullshlt jobs in high school and college. My only bullshlt job was doing deliveries at a pizza place. All the usual stories are true, everyone was on drugs, everyone was fukking each other, but no one fukked with the food. I don't see how the place made any money though.

There was one dude that would put in fake orders, wait 5 minutes, then cancel the order so by the time it came out of the oven, there'd be no order associated with it and we'd get to eat it. There was another guy that would take the orders over the phone, quote them a price of $20 or whatever, and then apply a 50% coupon at the end so the driver would only be expected to collect $10 so you get an automatic $10 tip on top of whatever they actually end up tipping. He always tried to do it on the orders he thought he'd be delivering but it'd be when I got one of them and show up at a house where they had a check for way more than the amount. Just had to make sure they never saw their receipt

 

[GoFlipAPack]

I sometimes wish I would have worked more bullshlt jobs in high school and college. My only bullshlt job was doing deliveries at a pizza place. All the usual stories are true, everyone was on drugs, everyone was fukking each other, but no one fukked with the food. I don't see how the place made any money though.

There was one dude that would put in fake orders, wait 5 minutes, then cancel the order so by the time it came out of the oven, there'd be no order associated with it and we'd get to eat it. There was another guy that would take the orders over the phone, quote them a price of $20 or whatever, and then apply a 50% coupon at the end so the driver would only be expected to collect $10 so you get an automatic $10 tip on top of whatever they actually end up tipping. He always tried to do it on the orders he thought he'd be delivering but it'd be when I got one of them and show up at a house where they had a check for way more than the amount. Just had to make sure they never saw their receipt

Throw the receipt in the bushes

 

[The G.O.D II]

This. The restaurant business is the most slimiest industry outside of porn. Some of the most shadiest, disgusting ppl ever. Its hilarious some of the shyt that happens in restaurants