DIMES
Retired troll
Well damn, where to even start?
Burger King - First job. All the nasty shyt you can imagine, we did it, its why I still have a hard time ordering fast food to this day. We changed hold times on shyt so we wouldnt have to make more, so something that was supposed to sit there for ten sat for like 30. Never spat in drinks cus it was too obvious, but your ice might have seen some misuse. If your being a rude mofo, were dropping whatever your eating on the floor before we wrap it up for you. On top of the floor drop, whatever condiments you get, are coming from the nasty ass crusted over (like when you leave soup n shyt out and a skin forms on top) spots of the tray, ie mayo, ketchup, mustard. Were also draggin your fries through a whole bunch of nasty ass old grease, then give em a lil shake so it dont stick, but we know where that fry been
Blockbuster - I know them shyts gone now, but when I was in HS i had me a gig there Anyway, not too much to report there, except a lot of the times late charges, and trying to charge you the cost for a movie we say you didnt return, is our fault. We just couldnt find the shyt, and your the last person to have it, so we charge you or send to a collection agency meanwhile the movie shows up in another case on the shelf like 4 months later, we dont refund or fix things up, just add it back into inventory and start renting that mofo out again.
Moving Company - We drop your shyt all the time, but we will argue to the death with you if you try and tell us we damaged something by dropping it, if we know you didnt see us. Same for dents and scrapes in walls and shyt. Most of the movers were high as hell, and sometimes half drunk. And if you have us there late, ur shyt is def not getting treated well
Coffee Shop - Unless it was a busy time, your coffee is not fresh. And its only coffee and dougnuts, so we aint washing our hands every two seconds like a food joint. Spit dissolves better in a hot liquid
Youth Centre/Day Camp - We aint looking after your kids that well. I mean we mostly make sure they arent gonna die, but kids got lost several times a summer, we usually just find em before we gotta call the police to look. We favoured certain kids, so tell yours to act better and they might get treated better. If your kid was annoying as fukk and a bully/troll, once another kid decides they had enough and snaps on em, we usually let em get their aggression out on the bully before we jump in. Sometimes we instigate the shyt for entertainment. We send your kids to the store for us. At the youth centre, we were more busy playing on the comp and video games with the kids, then actually supervising them.
Home phone/Cell provider - Were not telling ya about better plans that might save you money when you come in, we just want to get you in and out. Your usually not getting sold the best phone for your needs, but the one thats giving out the most commision. Warrenties are a joke, because we'll make sure you voided it somehow so we dont have to do work for it, or so we can sell you a new phone with a new contract. Cell phone cases on average cost like 50 cents to a 1$ to make.
Retail - Offered a lifetime warranty on our product, which we never honored. Sold sunglasses that were supposed to be protective against uv rays etc, I highly doubt they were though.
Government - Currently in a govt job, but thats all I can at the moment since Im at work typing this
Yo what the hell? Why u gotta fukk up the food for ppl? U even admited that's foul af breh
That other shyt foul too but my fries breh??