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Well damn, where to even start?

Burger King - First job. All the nasty shyt you can imagine, we did it, its why I still have a hard time ordering fast food to this day. We changed hold times on shyt so we wouldnt have to make more, so something that was supposed to sit there for ten sat for like 30. Never spat in drinks cus it was too obvious, but your ice might have seen some misuse. If your being a rude mofo, were dropping whatever your eating on the floor before we wrap it up for you. On top of the floor drop, whatever condiments you get, are coming from the nasty ass crusted over (like when you leave soup n shyt out and a skin forms on top) spots of the tray, ie mayo, ketchup, mustard. Were also draggin your fries through a whole bunch of nasty ass old grease, then give em a lil shake so it dont stick, but we know where that fry been :gag:

Blockbuster - I know them shyts gone now, but when I was in HS i had me a gig there :yes: Anyway, not too much to report there, except a lot of the times late charges, and trying to charge you the cost for a movie we say you didnt return, is our fault. We just couldnt find the shyt, and your the last person to have it, so we charge you or send to a collection agency :manny: meanwhile the movie shows up in another case on the shelf like 4 months later, we dont refund or fix things up, just add it back into inventory and start renting that mofo out again.

Moving Company - We drop your shyt all the time, but we will argue to the death with you if you try and tell us we damaged something by dropping it, if we know you didnt see us. Same for dents and scrapes in walls and shyt. Most of the movers were high as hell, and sometimes half drunk. And if you have us there late, ur shyt is def not getting treated well :sitdown:

Coffee Shop - Unless it was a busy time, your coffee is not fresh. And its only coffee and dougnuts, so we aint washing our hands every two seconds like a food joint. Spit dissolves better in a hot liquid :yeshrug:

Youth Centre/Day Camp - We aint looking after your kids that well. I mean we mostly make sure they arent gonna die, but kids got lost several times a summer, we usually just find em before we gotta call the police to look. We favoured certain kids, so tell yours to act better and they might get treated better. If your kid was annoying as fukk and a bully/troll, once another kid decides they had enough and snaps on em, we usually let em get their aggression out on the bully before we jump in. Sometimes we instigate the shyt for entertainment. We send your kids to the store for us. At the youth centre, we were more busy playing on the comp and video games with the kids, then actually supervising them.

Home phone/Cell provider - Were not telling ya about better plans that might save you money when you come in, we just want to get you in and out. Your usually not getting sold the best phone for your needs, but the one thats giving out the most commision. Warrenties are a joke, because we'll make sure you voided it somehow so we dont have to do work for it, or so we can sell you a new phone with a new contract. Cell phone cases on average cost like 50 cents to a 1$ to make.

Retail - Offered a lifetime warranty on our product, which we never honored. Sold sunglasses that were supposed to be protective against uv rays etc, I highly doubt they were though.

Government - Currently in a govt job, but thats all I can at the moment since Im at work typing this :scheme:

Yo what the hell? Why u gotta fukk up the food for ppl? U even admited that's foul af breh

That other shyt foul too but my fries breh??
 

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walmart - managers fukkin employees, i fukked 2 myself, everybody on drugs, employees steal everything, people dont care bout customers stealin, the new chicks be gettin ran thru, breh everytime some new chicks get hired i get atleast 2-3 of them, and fukk them and keep movin, lol today is inventory they gon have so much money lost from stolen shyt, we never go check to see if anything is in the back(like ink) and other shyt in electronics, cause if we do go check its going to take 20, cause we need to get a manager to open the room and everything locked in the there

but they wont bust u for stealing something small unless they catch u on the spot, if they see u on camera stealing they gon let that shyt build up so they can charge u wit a felony

i can go on and on shyt crazy

How easy is it for me to steal a electronic? Backpack it?
 

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Gas station manager:

Never drink off the first cup you see. Dudes drop those cups and put them back all the time.

Beer barrels are some of the most disgusting things in the store. All kinds of nasty looking folks will rub their hands on lids, on the ice, etc.

Cops are pretty lenient with us. I beat a dude with a bat that came at me wrong and when the cop came to look at the video, he pretty much brushed it off because he knows how people are.

It's really easy for us to steal from the company.

Assistant Property Manager for an apartment complex (Tax Credit):

Women offer me sex or head all the time for an extra couple days to get rent to us.

We usually know which are the trap houses and those guys will usually drop extra money for us to shelve complaints or do "cop warnings".

We have to screw over good people a lot or "lose their paperwork" so we can rent enough spots to section 8 families.

I'll tell our handyman to hit your spot last if I don't like you or find any reason to keep your deposit for cleaning.

Lots of shady stuff happens.
 

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most teenagers, male teenagers when put in the right situation will be tempted to, or will outright experiment with another gay teen, especially if its a TS or flamboyant homosexual.

i worked at a group home for two years and i am telling you right now, one gay kid fukks up the entire dynamic.

this is how it starts off, one kid arrives, at first there is hate, "oh nikka fukk that fakkit" blah blah blah. then eventual acceptance...and then whoever the gay kid is roomed with will eventually take a liking. Alot of kids are curious, girls just show it and are willing to fukk each other outright, but men fight it.

Im not even fukking joking, i can honestly say out of 20 kids that went through that place, only 13 actually fought it off, the other ones were downlow. the gay kids would bust them out too if they tried to turn on them. hearing shyt like "OH nikka YOU DIDINT SAY THAT WITH YOUR LITTLE ASS dikk...WITH THE MARKING ON IT, GO AHEAD, SHOW EM!!"

:wtf::wtf:

Also, the group home system is based on money, kids with disabilities get a shytload of cash to the homes, youll see kids who clearly need to be in a psyche ward inside a home meant for normal kids because the home might get 5000 a month from the state to take care of his crazy ass.

i got way more, but yea.
gov gone gov @DEAD7

@Tuaminator :whistle:
 

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I worked in the grocery store business and I was a cashier....the only crazy story i have was when I caught 2 lesbos messing around in the milk box.

I was coming down stairs from the break room and saw 2 of them just run into the milk box. I didn't really think much of it, till i realized that one of the baggers swift was over.:scheme:...not only that I heard crates get stacked to the door....so i crept over there and peeked in...I saw those chicks just going at it....feeling each other up and all that

I never told nobody at work but the next day i saw both of them I just went :jawalrus:

You ain't never heard of blackmail? :wtf:

Both of them hoes woulda been sucking my dikk.
 

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My first job outta high school was working at a chemical factory that made cleaners and such, mostly for restaurants and businesses.

I dont know how i got the job, I was the youngest person there by 15 years. They just thought I was a funny muthafukka. The fukkery i got up into that place Im surprised im not dead. I was 17 not giving a single fukk not weafing any type of protection playing around recklessly with things like potassium hyrdoxide, sulphuric,phosphoric, hydrofluorosilic acid, cautisc soda etc.

I was in charge of production, making 5000 litre batches of product, small stuff too like 20 litres. Our handsoap contained caustic soda and phosphodic acid, i just had to balance the ph so it wasnt corrosive.

I used to steal literally hundredz of litres of isoproponyol alcohol to selll to dealers to make hash and such. Any raw chemical i sold, methanol,hexane, acid. I used to mix the iso,methanol and hexane together and just light light shyt all over town with the homies.


During work we didnt follow any type of protocal, just dumped raw chemicals down the sewers,sink, toilet. Wed keep iso in spray bottles because it killed bubbles which helped when packaging. Id snipe people out with bottle. Any new hires got blasted in the eyes by me first day, that shyt burned. I remember i was pouring acid and some got on the white of my eye and it was peeling away for a week. Got hydrofluorsilic acid on my hands once. You dont notice it until hours later, it seeps through your skin and eats aways at your tissue and muscle. I remember one time going in the washroom to take a piss and i guess somebody dumped some chemicals but didnt flush. I start pissing and the mixture of my piss and whatever it was created a dangerous lethal gas. Also learned to make napalm. I would go on the internet print out formulas for shyt and come makd ot at work.
Amongst other things I handle the proper disposal of hazardous waste at my job. You've inspired me to be a villain bruh.
 

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Taco Bell: I worked my junior year in high school. These mfs don't wear gloves while preparing ur food. The cashier would take ur order, exchange cash with customers, then prepare ur food. The line workers are kids and low income people and they don't give a fukk. The best time to get ur food is midday cuz the store manager and the people who take their job serious will be there.

Don't ever order food late night (11pm-3am). They absolutely don't give a fukk. Especially if u make a big order.

Story: I remember it was around 2am and we were not getting many customers. The lead manager said let's close early. So around 2:15am, we mopping the floor, cleaning the line, plastic everywhere. One customer pulls up drive through and start yelling that we were closing early. The taco shells were taken out the trash and they made her food with it. I've never worked with Mexicans before until I worked at Taco Bell. I immediately thought Mexicans were nasty then I grew up and realize it was only them few idiots that were nasty.

Long story short don't fukk with that late night staff at a fast food.
 

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Might not be telling anybody anything they don't know, but the amount of "smart" kids that don't do their school work is appalling. Most rich kids with great grades are paying other people to do their work and write their essays. They get into the elite schools because they can afford the elite schooling and test prep, the latter of which is very important.

The amount of high school and college athletes having all of their work done by "tutors" and professional teachers is appalling.
 
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