Expose truths in your work fields that outsiders don't know about

[malbaker86]

This please. If you or a loved one is in the hospital always have someone looking out for you if you cant. Personal experience with my pops and i regret it everyday and will for the rest of my life. All i can say is im sorry pops i should have been there.

my mum is in the hospital and although we know the staff very well and they've looked at her and been nice to her, we still try our hardest to have somebody in the room with her. no disrespect to the staff, but we know the workload they are under themselves and want to always have somebody with her

 

[trollol]

working in finance/wall st:

wont get too technical....

dont ever give your money to someone else to invest if you can control it... most these people are playing around with your life savings like monopoly money... including your 401k or pension... getting a postive return was random... they're buying shyt they have no idea how it works. the cliches about coked up douchebag ponzi scheme types are true

and of course... everyone is fukking everyone

 

[Clark Wayne]

he fukked some chicks after finding out about the affair
and was going to divorce her

but changed his mind

he still mad about it tho and I told him to leave before he murks her one day


i posted about dude in another thread(cant remember which) but it is even worse than what I posted here

Yeah I remember you talking about this. If I remember correctly it was the "have you ever been cheated on thread" or something like that.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Yeah I remember you talking about this. If I remember correctly it was the "have you ever been cheated on thread" or something like that.

props- i forgot what thread it was

 

[Jone2three45]

Yeah I hear nurses fukk all the time on shifts.

 

[puppetmaster]

I actually read this thread post for post like I really wanted to order a pizza tonight too


Nightclubs: thank God I don't do security anymore and ain't the guy I was then anymore. that said.

- yep, most of us are fukking u knew that. Who else is still up at 4 or 5am available on a Tuesday etc so if you do get at a bottle service girl, dancer, stripper etc. expect to hangout at weird hours

- not even worth asking me if you happen to lose your phone it's pro'ally on eBay or craigslist already.

- don't eat ANYTHING offered to you at a night club. Candy, fruit, gum, nothing. It's likely been on floors, around flies, mice etc.

- big ass flashy logos generally gets you singled out by security so the YSL shirt you bought to stunt on em will likely get u refused at the door in certain spots. Any logo bigger than your ID makes you a target.

- if you're not doing bottle service DO NOT buy liquor at the bar with your credit card. Cash muthafukka! Unless you like the idea of the bartender comping the chicks he's likely after their drinks on your drunk ass dime. Matter of fact pay up and tip BEFORE the drinks start flowing, your drunk ass likely won't be able to itemize the random things that pop up on your tab until it's too late.
- don't buy shots for bartenders or shot girls, unless you like wasting money of course. Notice how they always take a drink of water out of a water bottle after the shot. They're spitting out your shot kid.


- If you're male, not well dressed and under 25, just about everyone working at the bar hates your ass because it's assumed you likely won't be buying drinks and of a fight breaks out it's also assumed you'll be a part of it.


- if you're a group of attractive girls of have an attractive girl or two with don't show up early to the club unless u don't mind a wait. You'll be held at the line to draw in thirsty simps (old heads usually) who will spend their money.

- if a bouncer hassles you about your baggy pants at the door and they aren't overly baggy, they don't like you or someone in your group and wanna deny you admission. .. it's an easy way to see if you're gonna be a problem by how you react to it.


- nightclubs are NOT the place to prove you can throw hands with "big guys". Smaller venues have security with weapons their happy to use on you. Bigger ones have the police on their side so if you do get the better of one you're gonna get wolfpacked by several on the way out.

- keep an eye on where the exit signs are while sober, if you fukk up and you're being brought out of one that's not the one you came in thru or the back exit sign you've pissed someone off and you're being dragged to a hall where there likely are no cameras so you can catch the beats or fade. Whichever you call it

- if you're prone to get into fights don't frequent the same spot, as soon as that dot is connected that it's you you're gonna get a receipt at some point that night. I don't care how good your hands are you won't beat 5 250lb cats hemming you up.

- a lot of bouncers are "aspiring beat makers" random small talk on a slow night "do u make beats, have a twitter etc" and a 10 spot tip with a handshake and a "have a good night bro" out of the blue goes a LONG way on those nights when the line is long as hell and they spot you.

- once you get to the point you have enough friends/funds to go in on bottles please do, those are way overpriced but unopened. Think about it .. We don't wash those plastic cups and the liquor we open at the bar sits with a paper funnel cup over the spout after the club closes. .. Sometimes the club is closed for a few days. .. if there's rodents etc don't ya think they're attracted to sweets? Sure we wipe things down as best we can but


-P-

 

[FaTaL]

This gotta be the goat thread of the coli

 

[Lee_Land]

UPS: Dont give a fukk. Package handlers toss fragile packages all day. nikkas use packages to prop up broken essential machinery corporate refuses to fix. nikka steal laptops then put the empty boxes back on the belt, taped up like nothing happened 72inch flat screens get disrespected and tossed on the regular. The old bishes put out. Young women dont last long cuz the wolves get at her; 5 hours of some sweaty lowlife obese nikka hitting on you Only the hoodrats survive. UPS will ship anything; my boy said once in a while he loads up packages that smell like weed. I had to tape up a package that was going to local Jersey that was overflowing with machine gun rounds.

This is me nikka be in their throwing packages, winding up like Randy Johnson tossing peoples shyt. But Dudes take extra glee in being rough with TVs or laptops break shyt just be like Haven't really seen anybody steal anything yet but I wouldn't be surprised. I know I've seen acouple things that had me But I let em go.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

More stories dope thread. .

I used to work at a hotel and everyone fukked everyone! There was a couple that met there and got married like 1 year later. But she started cheating on him with another coworker. They were fukking in the parking garage after hours.He found out but couldn't do shyt because all 3 work at the same spot. And management was aware. I see lots of fights when they hire ghetto temp agencies.

When u have a conference and the water that is on the tables is tap water with ice. Sometimes the pitchers are dirty or came from another conference room if they were short on pitchers.


If u go to a lot of hotels and complain and always get free rooms then they will flag u and put u on a list so other hotels know your coming. U won't get shyt.

i fukked like 11 coworkers. Job was fun latenights. U could steal liquor easily

 

[LimitedEdition]

Welp…

TSA: y'all nikkas are as safe as you would be if 5th graders were doing the screening. Top flight security of the world, Craig. Its a catch 22. You can care about the job and have the "care" beaten out of you by idiotic policy, rigged performance evals and incompetent supervisors. Or you can not care about the job and just go thru the motions. And then you have the rejects sprinkled thru-out. They think they are REAL police officers or actually are whats standing between the taliban and the next hijacking.

The entire organization is fukked up. Supervisors fukking the subordinates, people stealing from passengers, harassing people (they can't throw away your stuff if you say its for medical purposes and the aren't allowed to ask you for what medical reason either), etc.

HOWEVER there are some people that are just there to do the job. And if you go in there with an attitude they can make you miss your flight, call unnecessary bag checks, or blatantly lie. BAG CHECK! We had a dude told the supervisor his ex gf said the word "bomb." Poor girl can't fly to this day even though he admitted they had a past relationship. Also if you're really nasty you could be waiting a while for a pat down. A while as in up to an hour and this is just insane considering I worked at an airport that had 2 terminals. Thats right 2.

Public Schools Systems: most of the teachers hate kids. No initially though. They go into the field hoping to educate and get a paycheck but when the realize whats REALLY good its too late. They get burnt out babysitting and trying to educate those fukktards you call offspring.

There are still students that are being passed even though they are illiterate, etc. The new more popular thing to do is refer the child to exceptional education or to the school psychiatrist. Most shytty parents won't fight it because that means they might be getting a check. The only time a shytty parent really fights against a psychiatrist seeing their child is for one reason only: home visits.

School supplies are collected by the teacher in the beginning of the year and put into a community bucket. Yes you spent $3 on Crayola and they are getting dumped into a big ass bucket with a bunch $0.50 Roseart. Your kid will never bring those supplies home.

Hospitals: are FILTHY. Personnel only clean the things they come in contact with. The nurses station is almost always stocked full of microbial wipes. We wiped down everything in that area and in the break room. But in the patients room? LMAO Ask one of the nurses at the nurses station for sani wipes. Thats the only way the room will be cleaned properly.

Most hospitals do charge for extra stuff. We scanned EVERYTHING by room. EVERYTHING. Lotion, toothbrush, kleenex, extra pillow, etc. Drives up the bill and we all know how shytty insurance has become. You're gonna pay for that shyt. And the stuff isn't good quality either. $5 toothbrush that falls apart after the first use, etc.

Ask your nurse how many patients she has and act accordingly. If you're coherent, write her a list of things you need and let that be that. I said write it down because she's not gonna remember anything you said until you hit the call bell. Its better if you have a family member that can come out to the nurses station and ask. Also don't keep calling her every 10 minutes or your ass is gonna get some "nikka go night night" meds, and you will be talked about.

The only other boss move you have is to ask for the patient advocate. This puts "act right" in most nurses and staff.

Critical Care: Neurosurgeons and Thoracic surgeons are usually a$$holes. And I mean just blatant jerks. I left the OR because one orthopedic surgeon used to curse everyone out. I stayed out of his way. He called one of the techs a "dumb ass bytch that needed a lobotomy" and threw an instrument at her. She cried and quit. He made the hospital stupid money so they let him do it. If it had've been me I woulda had to stab his ass. This NA said something slick to me about finishing school and I told her every subordinate isn't uneducated and she would need a surgeon if she ever came out her mouth like that to me again. She looked like all the color drained out her face. The upper personnel in the OR really think they are gods.

IT company: the techs looks at ur pics, some creeps make copies, many of them will refuse to back up your data and will claim its corrupted even though they can back it up, if they see liquid damage they will take out good parts and replace them with damaged ones before they give it back and say they can't fix it, they joke the hell out of your music, pics, etc. The mark-up on labor/parts is unimaginable. Sometimes they will use unauthorized parts. They will have unqualified people fixing your shyt. Ive seen them break shyt and then make the client pay for it by saying it was already damaged. Ive also seen a ted use a hot glue gun to put a computer back together.

The help desk is a bunch fat lazy fukkers that don't know anything. They only google stuff. I called them one day to get my password reset. I swear on everything this fukker put me on hold and called one of the techs. I was sitting RIGHT THERE! The tech walked him thru the shyt, when he got back on the phone I was like "Yea I was listening while Jeremy walked you thru it, thanks for nothing ." Then I called Jermey a fat lazy fukker for telling me to call the help desk in the first place. Lazy bytch.

Project managers are the most incompetent bunch of people I have EVER met. Nothing on a computer is ever really deleted unless you know how to wipe the shyt. Billing errors out the ASS! I "found" over a million in unbilled shyt. And Ive also found tech ordering parts for imaginary repairs, either selling the parts online or using them for othe personal shyt. Also the expense reports. WTF. Umm anyone with any kinda common sense knows a $500 lunch at "The Candy Bar" aint a fukking lunch.

 

[Dwolf]

Welp…

TSA: y'all nikkas are as safe as you would be if 5th graders were doing the screening. Top flight security of the world, Craig. Its a catch 22. You can care about the job and have the "care" beaten out of you by idiotic policy, rigged performance evals and incompetent supervisors. Or you can not care about the job and just go thru the motions. And then you have the rejects sprinkled thru-out. They think they are REAL police officers or actually are whats standing between the taliban and the next hijacking.

The entire organization is fukked up. Supervisors fukking the subordinates, people stealing from passengers, harassing people (they can't throw away your stuff if you say its for medical purposes and the aren't allowed to ask you for what medical reason either), etc.

HOWEVER there are some people that are just there to do the job. And if you go in there with an attitude they can make you miss your flight, call unnecessary bag checks, or blatantly lie. BAG CHECK! We had a dude told the supervisor his ex gf said the word "bomb." Poor girl can't fly to this day even though he admitted they had a past relationship. Also if you're really nasty you could be waiting a while for a pat down. A while as in up to an hour and this is just insane considering I worked at an airport that had 2 terminals. Thats right 2.

Public Schools Systems: most of the teachers hate kids. No initially though. They go into the field hoping to educate and get a paycheck but when the realize whats REALLY good its too late. They get burnt out babysitting and trying to educate those fukktards you call offspring.

There are still students that are being passed even though they are illiterate, etc. The new more popular thing to do is refer the child to exceptional education or to the school psychiatrist. Most shytty parents won't fight it because that means they might be getting a check. The only time a shytty parent really fights against a psychiatrist seeing their child is for one reason only: home visits.

School supplies are collected by the teacher in the beginning of the year and put into a community bucket. Yes you spent $3 on Crayola and they are getting dumped into a big ass bucket with a bunch $0.50 Roseart. Your kid will never bring those supplies home.

Hospitals: are FILTHY. Personnel only clean the things they come in contact with. The nurses station is almost always stocked full of microbial wipes. We wiped down everything in that area and in the break room. But in the patients room? LMAO Ask one of the nurses at the nurses station for sani wipes. Thats the only way the room will be cleaned properly.

Most hospitals do charge for extra stuff. We scanned EVERYTHING by room. EVERYTHING. Lotion, toothbrush, kleenex, extra pillow, etc. Drives up the bill and we all know how shytty insurance has become. You're gonna pay for that shyt. And the stuff isn't good quality either. $5 toothbrush that falls apart after the first use, etc.

Ask your nurse how many patients she has and act accordingly. If you're coherent, write her a list of things you need and let that be that. I said write it down because she's not gonna remember anything you said until you hit the call bell. Its better if you have a family member that can come out to the nurses station and ask. Also don't keep calling her every 10 minutes or your ass is gonna get some "nikka go night night" meds, and you will be talked about.

The only other boss move you have is to ask for the patient advocate. This puts "act right" in most nurses and staff.

Critical Care: Neurosurgeons and Thoracic surgeons are usually @ssholes. And I mean just blatant jerks. I left the OR because one orthopedic surgeon used to curse everyone out. I stayed out of his way. He called one of the techs a "dumb ass bytch that needed a lobotomy" and threw an instrument at her. She cried and quit. He made the hospital stupid money so they let him do it. If it had've been me I woulda had to stab his ass. This NA said something slick to me about finishing school and I told her every subordinate isn't uneducated and she would need a surgeon if she ever came out her mouth like that to me again. She looked like all the color drained out her face. The upper personnel in the OR really think they are gods.

IT company: the techs looks at ur pics, some creeps make copies, many of them will refuse to back up your data and will claim its corrupted even though they can back it up, if they see liquid damage they will take out good parts and replace them with damaged ones before they give it back and say they can't fix it, they joke the hell out of your music, pics, etc. The mark-up on labor/parts is unimaginable. Sometimes they will use unauthorized parts. They will have unqualified people fixing your shyt. Ive seen them break shyt and then make the client pay for it by saying it was already damaged. Ive also seen a ted use a hot glue gun to put a computer back together.

The help desk is a bunch fat lazy fukkers that don't know anything. They only google stuff. I called them one day to get my password reset. I swear on everything this fukker put me on hold and called one of the techs. I was sitting RIGHT THERE! The tech walked him thru the shyt, when he got back on the phone I was like "Yea I was listening while Jeremy walked you thru it, thanks for nothing ." Then I called Jermey a fat lazy fukker for telling me to call the help desk in the first place. Lazy bytch.

Project managers are the most incompetent bunch of people I have EVER met. Nothing on a computer is ever really deleted unless you know how to wipe the shyt. Billing errors out the ASS! I "found" over a million in unbilled shyt. And Ive also found tech ordering parts for imaginary repairs, either selling the parts online or using them for othe personal shyt. Also the expense reports. WTF. Umm anyone with any kinda common sense knows a $500 lunch at "The Candy Bar" aint a fukking lunch.

Holy shyt you hate every job you ever worked dont you

 

[FUPA]

Welp…


Critical Care: Neurosurgeons and Thoracic surgeons are usually @ssholes. And I mean just blatant jerks. I left the OR because one orthopedic surgeon used to curse everyone out. I stayed out of his way. He called one of the techs a "dumb ass bytch that needed a lobotomy" and threw an instrument at her. She cried and quit. He made the hospital stupid money so they let him do it. If it had've been me I woulda had to stab his ass. This NA said something slick to me about finishing school and I told her every subordinate isn't uneducated and she would need a surgeon if she ever came out her mouth like that to me again. She looked like all the color drained out her face. The upper personnel in the OR really think they are gods.

This happened to me when i was a tech. I looked at that dude and told em if he thinks he can pull this shyt on me he better be ready cause ill be waiting for his ass in parking lot. is what i got but then i got smart. Went into locker and poked myself a bit to make it bleed Went filed police report and lawsuit. settled out of court and was working with him next week while he had to fill my pockets.

 

[Leasy]

Yeah I hear nurses fukk all the time on shifts.

I work in healthcare and this is true 100 percent. Male doctors be fukking and turning out residents and there were times when i hang out with the desktop crew during lunch and they had found dildos behind computers, cleaners finding them in cabinets etc... hospital mad dirty lol.

 

[JasonSJackson]

fukk this society

 

[Earnings]

This happened to me when i was a tech. I looked at that dude and told em if he thinks he can pull this shyt on me he better be ready cause ill be waiting for his ass in parking lot. is what i got but then i got smart. Went into locker and poked myself a bit to make it bleed Went filed police report and lawsuit. settled out of court and was working with him next week while he had to fill my pockets.