Expose truths in your work fields that outsiders don't know about

[bordeaux]

i can only call laziness on so many peoples part here. maintenance, the pilot, and handlers all hav to do a walk around before the aircraft is cleared to fly. a hole even smaller than this could tear and is no go...being in aircraft maintenance is essentially r + r (remove and replace) theres no 'fixing' anything. when something wrong, u plug in a computer and it tells at an elementary school lvl step by step what to do w/ illustrations. alot of pencil whipping goes on however.
as in, 'breh, did u fix blank?'
'nah, breh, said he did.'
'oh, ok. cool.'
then, all 3 mech's sign off on it not knowing if anyone ever checked.

Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..

 

[Serious]

that shyt is in no way a win for him

he is a regional mgr for a company- makes like $55k

he does everything in the home(cooks, cleans, takes kids to school, picks up, does homework with them)

his wife works nights and just gets off work and comes home to sleep

he was gonna divorce her
then she started acting crazy
claiming she was going to kill herself

when she was preg with their 3rd daughter- she kept trying to make herself lose her(threw herself down the stairs in their home)


she does make a lot but fukk that- it is not worth living with that hoe

ain't the bytch a doc, so she never heard of contraception...

 

[SheWantTheD]

This thread basically illustrates that fukkery happens EVERYWHERE, and that itself is an overstatement.

Gonna make a list of these things so I don't forget.

 

[SheWantTheD]

i can only call laziness on so many peoples part here. maintenance, the pilot, and handlers all hav to do a walk around before the aircraft is cleared to fly. a hole even smaller than this could tear and is no go...being in aircraft maintenance is essentially r + r (remove and replace) theres no 'fixing' anything. when something wrong, u plug in a computer and it tells at an elementary school lvl step by step what to do w/ illustrations. alot of pencil whipping goes on however.
as in, 'breh, did u fix blank?'
'nah, breh, said he did.'
'oh, ok. cool.'
then, all 3 mech's sign off on it not knowing if anyone ever checked.

So much for peoples safety

 

[SheWantTheD]

a lot of big clubs contract out to security firms rather than directly employ security...
I know one club owner who sacked the security firm he using, they sent in the wolves and within a month there had been eight fights in the spot and two shootings in the parking lot and he ended up having to re-employ them before he lost all his customers..

In most clubs the pills and coke are controlled by security so either they let in their people to sell or they sell directly while at the same time keeping out any competition so running doors can be extremely lucrative....

club security are just grimey......a random tactic they use is to deny dudes entry for no reason but let it be known that they can gain entry for a "fee" of course these chumps are so desperate to get in the club they almost always pay the doormen the money.....Ive seen em fukk up guys really really bad....I had to fight three lawsuits from patrons who claimed they were assaulted by security...

Straight fukkery.

 

[Houston911]

There's no such thing as organic. I promise you. Also wearing gloves doesn't mean shyt. I assure you the surfaces and utensils used to prepare food are filthy. My hands are cleaner than any surface I prepare food on. Lmao people sweat in your food, but ya'll worried about gloves. The same surfaces that rare bloody meats are cut on also are used to prepare vegetarian and vegan meals. I find it highly ammusing.

Chefs don't cook shyt. Cooks cook the fukking food. Chefs demo things and make sure the quality is good. Cooking is back breaking labor and it's dangerous. I've gotten multiple concussions in a kitchen. More than I ever got playing a full contact sport.

Dandruff is in your food. I do not eat out. Most spots don't give a fukk about standards. I've only worked for award winning gourmet and speciality foods spots. They're super ghetto. We HATE all of our guests. Funny thing is polite PATIENT guests actually get the best food because we remember them because 90% of guests are rude, impatient, and act like they can do our job. The average person can't even make pasta or cook eggs correctly. But they always have something to say to a cook with 20 plus years experience and extensive training.

I don't five a fukk how anyone's mom or wife cooks something. Professional standards are different. We make things perfectly and as theyre SUPPOSED to be presented. Not some home cook DIY loose interpretation of a dish. If you're such an expert make it your fukking self. It's like going to the doctor and telling them how to do a check up. You're out of pocket and you don't know what you're talking about.

Welp

This depressed me

 

[SheWantTheD]

Never worked in nursing but have had some ppls that do and only thing i can say is that i would never put someone in nursing home

- patients over medicated
- patients left in there own feces over the weekend cause weekend crew didnt want to handle it
- female patients being raped constantly
-patients given food once a day

I had a friend who worked security at a nursing home for the mentally disabled , dude used to tell me when patients would act up him and the other security guards would go HAM on them, said most of the ppl there had no family that came to see them and was so out they mind half the time they had no one to complain too

Told me a story once how a dude "got lose" one time and was running the halls him and the other guards chasing dude, they finally corned dude into a bathroom, dude proceeded to rip his clothes off and shyt on himself , hands covered in shyt, my boy said they took a fire extinguisher, sprayed dude down jumped on, held his head in the toliet and beat him for like 10 min, dude was them put in a straight jacket and tossed in a closet

holy fukkk

 

[SheWantTheD]

Teachers fukk students all the time

I use to teach highschool and now I teach college

HO LEE FUK

Breh, you gotta expound on this shyt.

 

[SheWantTheD]

a lot of sex goes on at the airport between employees , tons of story about that , but yea security really aint shyt

LMAO so if you know a chick that works at an airport like as a stewardess or one of those ladies that's at a front desk or something.. best believe she fukkin' somebody?

Two girls one dominican and one asian I was feeling back in community college both work at airports. One's married, other's been "single" on fb for years

 

[Malik1time]

I'm a respiratory therapist and I work side by side with nurse at times
Everyone fukk in Hospital(not literally) but the doctors really do smash nurse/surgical tech/etc. Me too

 

[itsyoung!!]

this the realest shyt I ever read (except I dontk now bout the whole security extortion shyt though)

when I was selling cars and then banking (you know, not getting anyone approved for shyt ) my roommate was manager of a club in frisco



I hosted like 3 total events there 2 was aight

but 1 was one of the funnest club experiences of my life I packedl ike 500 mafukkas into that small ass club

girls hopping off party buses sober "I got a boyfriend" but 5 shots later..


it gave me good life experience though.. you cant settle with a girl who go to the club a lot. She might not cheat from the jump

but some day

one day

she will be drunk enough and someone will say the right things to her..

I mean I only threw 3 events I wasnt no big time promoter or anything


ANYONE can have groupies if you show you a "somebody" to these smuts , im telling you.. Up and coming rapper with a hit that spins a few times a week on the radio ?? Groupies. Promoter who got his name known now? Groupies. WORK IN THE CLUB (bar tender/manager)?? Groupies.

I was goin to the club 2-3 times a week, see the same girls at the same events just different clubs I mean I aint no better cause obviously im there just as much as them but most of the time the puss is a lay up at 1:30 am and a few shots later

it got to the point where I had to start saving their numbers as NAME - CLUB NAME


if your girl go to the club a lot, you share that girl

I done came a long way

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Welp

This depressed me

Lol sorry, my heart got broken early in the cooking game. Hopefully this cheers you up. The smaller the staff the better the food and cleanliness. If you go to a place that has vegetarians and vegans cooking the food the quality is typically higher than average because they respect the food and the process of properly preparing vegan and vegetarian dishes.

Here's a tip: hire a private chef to come to your house and cook for you. It's not that expensive now because everybody and their mom can cook. Caterers cook in bulk so they're not as good at personal plates and small parties. Private chefs are producing the highest quality plates I think.

AVOID ANY FOODS MADE TO SERVE IN BULK OR ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE REHEATED. Those are usually the worst quality foods.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Damn, some of y'all are nuts!

First IT job was at staples

Didn't encounter nothing too crazy
I worked in the easy tech section And the easy tech "expert" AKA manager of easy tech was a female

She was a real POS who didn't know much. People would have simple issues & she'd charge them $149 to reinstall their OS since that's all she knew...she made the store a lot of money this way so they were kissing her ass.

Two weeks in, they printed out some business cards for me. I put my personal # on the back of them and told customers to hit me up after work.

You need your OS reinstalled? I can do it for a flat fee of $100. Still a rip off, but customers saw it as saving 50 bucks.

Made a KILLING. Easy 350-500 every weekend.

Stole TONS of software & whatever i could get into my pocket. High priced pens, ink, flash drives, sd cards, etc etc... Windows 7, 8, office, games, turbotax, and all sorts of high priced shyt. Made most of my money on adobe creative suite.


2nd IT job was at Dell as a field tech.

Extremely easy job to get over on.

Our system was simple.

1. Print out our calls for the day
2. wait for fedex to drop off the parts then be on our way to the sites.

Most were businesses, but sometimes we'd go to homes. I liked home calls since most people would tip. Worked at a bar once and got a free bottle of Patron

On average, we'd get 5-7 calls a day.

After a while, i started figuring out ways to get over. Not do calls and get paid for them. You had to close out 85% of your calls weekly or the boss would bytch.


After I printed out my schedule for the day, I would input all the addressees into google maps. Anything that was far would get deaded. If the laptop/desktop getting repaired was a high priced joint, that call was getting deaded so I could keep the part(you were suppose to send the broken part back, but i would send back empty boxes all the time). You'd be surprised how much a dell motherboard or alienware video card would fetch you on ebay. If the laptop I had to work on was difficult? Deaded. If the PSU i was replacing was heavy as shyt? Deaded.

I'd call the customer right then and there & tell them the part came broken, but the call is rescheduled for the next day. This kept them from calling dell.

This lead me to writing off 3-5 calls a day.

Once I did my little BS calls, I'd get home and call Dell up to close out those tickets I didn't want to do. If we ever encountered issues on the job site, we'd have to call Dell. So if I replaced an LCD screen on a laptop & it didn't work, i'd call them up so they could send out a new part and have a new ticket made.

So i'd call them up, act as if I'm on the site & replaced the part. They'd automatically create a new ticket and send a new part out. This kept new calls in the system so everybody eats since they're calls to go around.

On a good day, I would be going to 2 sites, replacing a hard drive or stick of ram, being home before 1pm, clocking out of at 6pm, and closing out every single call. 1 hour of OT @ time and a half & 100% closure rate for 1 real hour of work..and most of that work was walking to the sites.

At 12 years old I was doing all that shyt! Reinstalling an OS?! Installing a ram stick and hard drive LITERALLY TAKES TWO SECONDS WTF?!

 

[2gunsup]

Any more?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

If you know anyone who works for gov agency best believe they searched your credit scores, DMV records, wages you make etc. Bunch of nosey ass broads who work for them, stalking and just being all up in people personal shyt.