Expose truths in your work fields that outsiders don't know about

[unit321]

US Postal Service was the client.
My company was the contractor. We did IT consulting. Everything is on the up-and-up. It's more of a 'this is where the real money is at', not a 'illegal stuff is going on' thing.
I did like about 7 weeks worth of work on this small project. I was paid like 40+K a year. I was the main dude doing most of the programming work and two other were involved. My manager is talking about how much gets billed for the 7 weeks of work. It was like $150+K. You can do the math. That's a ton of overhead.

 

[Hersh]

this my friends is y the world is how it is--

 

[Rayzah]

Elborate on turbo tax

Basically, the IRS promotes using turbo tax and being able to do your taxes on your own and for free, because they know the average person does not know what they are doing, which can lead to more audits which puts more of your money in the govt's pocket. The software is set up to guide you to do a standard return as oposed to an itemized, which is how you claim your deductions and get more money back.

 

[B90X]

Exactly and the other half be the simplest shyt to fix, like reboot.






I have a little tax business and I always tell people how H&R block get over on you, them nikkas charge you extra for each additional form you have. so basically even though you should be getting more back for having a house or going to school, you are actually going to pay them more for having to fill that form out. which in actuality the program they use does the work for them all they are doing is printing it out for you. so they get paid more but dont do extra work.. the same goes for Jackson Hewit and Liberty tax.. and dont get me started on using turbo tax.

 

[alybaba]

I once finished a project in less hours than expected. My boss told me to pad on some more hours to get to a nice round figure. Ended up billing the client 485/hr for at least 10 hours of browsing SOHH.

In my current business, I get a ridiculous kickback from banks. Basically, more than 50% of what client pays to the bank goes straight to my pocket.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

i'm more interested in the army stories... If I join what are the chances of me getting sent to an actual warzone as opposed to just chilling out somewhere in europe or some shyt?? How good of a score do I need on the intelligence test to get a job not being anywhere near combat and just kick it on the computer all day (or some shyt like that)?? Is that test even relevant??? How bad is the initial boot camp period??? Any thing else interesting???

I can't promise that you won't get sent to a combat zone, and any recruiter in any branch who does is full of shyt. I will say that I've only been deployed once in 8 yrs, my boy has never deployed in 10 yrs, and another one of my boys has deployed 3 times in 8 years. Look at it this way though, Iraq is done, and Afghanistan is about to wrap up. So probably within the next two years there won't be as many deployments, if any at all. Being deployed ain't that bad, it just depends on what your job is. Most civilians think the EVERYONE goes out does Rambo type shyt, that's so far from the truth. If you are a mechanic for example, you probably won't even leave the FOB (base) unless you're on the recovery team. The same goes for a lot of other MOS's (jobs) like personnel, finance, supply, pretty much all medical jobs other than 68W (my job), air defense (hell, they rarely deploy these days), some commo jobs (think computers, radios, and sattelites), and aviation jobs if you are not on flight status. If you do leave the FOB in one of those jobs, it's rare. Unless you are one of those types that likes to volunteer for shyt. The higher line scores you get on the test, the more jobs you will qualify for. You won't know your line scores until you take the ASVAB. Make sure you study math, A LOT. It helps raise the most important line scores. Also, you can't have tattoos above the top of a t-shirt anymore, and no more tats on the hand. Make sure you are as clean as possible in regards to your finances and criminal record so that can qualify for jobs that require a secret or top secret clearance. I was just in recruiting about ten months ago.

 

[djthegreat88]

I work night shift at a hospital. so we see all kinds of crazy stuff. You have patients shytting on themselves with nursing aids ignoring them cuz they on their break. Sedating the hell out of patients cuz their getting on nursings nerves. Numerous situations where im in the trauma bay with patient doing cpr or intubating someone and all were doing is cracking jokes. And drawing blood when no on is around and patient isn't with it can be brutal with how shytty your technique becomes.

 

[So UnThotful]

whenever im on the fryer station i didnt give a fukk, ill be serving people with fries that be sitting there for liek an hour

 

[JasonSJackson]

I work night shift at a hospital. so we see all kinds of crazy stuff. You have patients shytting on themselves with nursing aids ignoring them cuz they on their break. Sedating the hell out of patients cuz their getting on nursings nerves. Numerous situations where im in the trauma bay with patient doing cpr or intubating someone and all were doing is cracking jokes. And drawing blood when no on is around and patient isn't with it can be brutal with how shytty your technique becomes.

thats crazy

 

[Cole Cash]

most teenagers, male teenagers when put in the right situation will be tempted to, or will outright experiment with another gay teen, especially if its a TS or flamboyant homosexual.

i worked at a group home for two years and i am telling you right now, one gay kid fukks up the entire dynamic.

this is how it starts off, one kid arrives, at first there is hate, "oh nikka fukk that fakkit" blah blah blah. then eventual acceptance...and then whoever the gay kid is roomed with will eventually take a liking. Alot of kids are curious, girls just show it and are willing to fukk each other outright, but men fight it.

Im not even fukking joking, i can honestly say out of 20 kids that went through that place, only 13 actually fought it off, the other ones were downlow. the gay kids would bust them out too if they tried to turn on them. hearing shyt like "OH nikka YOU DIDINT SAY THAT WITH YOUR LITTLE ASS dikk...WITH THE MARKING ON IT, GO AHEAD, SHOW EM!!"



Also, the group home system is based on money, kids with disabilities get a shytload of cash to the homes, youll see kids who clearly need to be in a psyche ward inside a home meant for normal kids because the home might get 5000 a month from the state to take care of his crazy ass.

i got way more, but yea.

 

[Sansprix]

I work night shift at a hospital. so we see all kinds of crazy stuff. You have patients shytting on themselves with nursing aids ignoring them cuz they on their break. Sedating the hell out of patients cuz their getting on nursings nerves. Numerous situations where im in the trauma bay with patient doing cpr or intubating someone and all were doing is cracking jokes. And drawing blood when no on is around and patient isn't with it can be brutal with how shytty your technique becomes.

 

[We Ready]

If you are buying a truck/suv take a look at the roof of it. If that bytch don't damn near have a hole in it we are shipping it in racks and building it on trucks.

 

[Hammer]

I'll Report Back To This Thread When I Get My First Job

 

[...and some waffle fries]

i was enlisted in the air force and was fukkin a officer that i worked with for

about 4 months. She would do oral surgeries and wouldnt have a clue

what the fukk to do. Patients would be sedated and she would let me pull the

teeth. They wake up and be like thank you doc. im sittin there like

 

[Cole Cash]

i was enlisted in the air force and was fukkin a officer that i worked with for about 4

months.

thats common knowledge lol, this one sgt i knew left his sick wife to fukk this young 1st lt in my SFS unit. she was my commanding officer and he was the flight sgt. they got married too. dude got an article 15 and so did she.

she wasnt even bad, she was just young.

and lets not forget, in the desert, its no holds barred, if you cant get p*ssy in the middle east, your either a fakkit or gameless beyond repair.