Excuse My French- UFC 270: Ngannou vs Gane/ Moreno vs Figgy III

[ChatGPT-5]

Gane would have gotten put in a crucifix by Jon Jones during side control

Don't worry Francis will learn that this year at the rate he's going

 

[42 Monks]

Don't worry Francis will learn that this year at the rate he's going

let this man find out what elbows are for HW about to be all fukked up

that knee to chest he threw when gane was trying to get up had me hype as hell

 

[Pool_Shark]

Ok didn’t know Francis had an injury.

Watching him fight I was thinking Fury would obliterate him in boxing moving like that.

D1 Francis has been born

 

[Standing on business]

Every top heavyweight would obliterate dude in boxing

 

[The G.O.D II]

Called it.

Jon's plan was going to wrestle because he for damn sure doesn't want to get nuked. now Francis 2.0 knows how to grapple, its all bad. lol

Jones isn’t fighting ever again. I don’t know why we keep entertaining this

 

[LastManStanding]

apparently Dana is absolutely livid right now and left the arena early .... he had Mick Maynard put the belt on Francis .... Dana is pissed that he may have to share more than 5% of the pie

 

[profound]

apparently Dana is absolutely livid right now and left the arena early .... he had Mick Maynard put the belt on Francis .... Dana is pissed that he may have to share more than 5% of the pie

they invested heavily into a francis defeat

they were trying to get in his head during fight week and even long before then, they absolutely needed him to lose and this result is going to cost them.

 

[Raw Sauce]

apparently Dana is absolutely livid right now and left the arena early .... he had Mick Maynard put the belt on Francis .... Dana is pissed that he may have to share more than 5% of the pie

I love it when Dana's plans get fukked up

I'd love it even more if he has to pay Nigerian Ngannou his worth

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I love it when Dana's plans get fukked up

I'd love it even more if he has to pay Nigerian Ngannou his worth

he's cameroonian.......

 

[profound]

cyril is an arrogant frenchman, he brought nothing but hope to this fight and the look on his face was clueless and scared to death.

where was your heart imposter

 

[Raw Sauce]

he's cameroonian.......

Brain fart lol

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

The MMA heavyweight champion just announced to the entire world that he plans to pursue a career in boxing. And he said that shyt as if boxing is the mountain top they’re all striving for. The debate is now officially over. Boxing>>>>MMA

Wait there's a "debate" regarding boxing vs MMA? I hope this "debate" is about which one is more popular or something like that
Please god tell me these idiots are not debating about their combat effectiveness when there is no comparison

 

[Ironman]

Whatever pisses Dana off is good with me

 

[aceboon]

Was Dana there to put the belt on Fig?

 

[ChatGPT-5]

On the woat knee injury and he was throwing this man multiple times

that explains his knee pads, I thought it was for Cyril's leg kicks, but come to found out...its because he's injured. damn.