EXCLUSIVE: JADAKISS ORDERS AN ALL CRUST PIZZA! UPDATE: JADA RESPONDS

[chineebai]

yo, why is this crust as hard as it gets
why is the pizza store design to get pizza wet
and why them dudes aint giving my order if I was next
and why I never get toppings but they part of the set
yea, and why they charge you slice for a whole pie
Turn around and two bros selling for under a dime

 

[ThaBronxBully]

On The Next “Just Like Jada”

Styles: God Damn Where’s That Pizza I’m Starving!!

**Door Bell Rings**

Styles: FINALLY!

**Styles Answers Door And A Scrawy 16 Year Pizza Boy Is There With A Pizza Box**

Styles Flipping Open The Box: And The Cheese BETTER NOT Be Smashed Against The...Box, What The..

**To Styles Horror He Sees Jadas Famous Crust Only Pizza**

Styles Hemming Up The Scrawny Pizza Boy: YO YOU TRYNA GET SOME JOKES OFF!? U PICKED THE WRONG ONE BOY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

Jada: Yo Styles Chill!! It’s A Custom Order!

Styles: You Ordered A fukking Pizzaless Pizza!?! I’m Starving B! I’m Going To Marios Up The Block

**Jada And The Pizza Boy (Who’s Shirt Is Now Wrinkled Up) Stand There Watching As Styles Storms Down The Block**



Jada: BUT I GOT 3 KINDS OF DIPPING SAUCES!!

 

[Tasha And]

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Jadakiss got be a troll with this shyt.

I'm laughing hard with y'all Jadakiss lines cause I can picture he said that

 

[OneManGang]

Yonkers know how we get down, D-Block run shyt/
When I say I want pizza, cheese and toppings? keep it/

 

[NoHalfWay]

“Who want what, and where they want it at?
You know where to find me, in the Dominos where the crust is at
Think it’s a game, til ya mom pull that pizza box open and she think it’s a shame
No cheese, no toppings, no center part
Y’all nikkas got stanky mouths and bad farts “

 

[spliz]

more proof nyc pizza is trash.
nikka only getting the crust.


art Barr

if y'all nyc pizza so poppin.
ship it den.
till then y'all pizza a fukk'n myth.

NYC pizza is the GOAT bruh. Chicago Pizza is great too but that shyt is basically a casserole.

 

[MoneyBags]

All that crust and they only gave him 3 dipping sauces?

 

[diggy]

All that crust and they only gave him 3 dipping sauces?

:Jim Jones Voice: You don't need sauce when you already got it.

 

[Art Barr]

NYC pizza is the GOAT bruh. Chicago Pizza is great too but that shyt is basically a casserole.

stop.

we kill 'all in all flavors of pizza.
we can stop this convo right now.
ship it den.
Chicago is the goat pizza maker.

y'all pizza heat lamp gas station at Best.
ol Barry's for wings generic pizza.

I could get a slice from ronnie better than all of nyc pizza.
when ronnie is considered trash.

art barr

 

[head shots101]

more proof nyc pizza is trash.
nikka only getting the crust.


art Barr

if y'all nyc pizza so poppin.
ship it den.
till then y'all pizza a fukk'n myth.

Lol you don't Kno what you talking about bro

 

[Art Barr]

Lol you don't Kno what you talking about bro

Ship me one.
till then stfu.

you motherfukkers know y'all living a lie on pizza compared to the Chi.

Oprah clowned y'all all throguht the nineties and the bulls championships.
mayor Daley clowned your governor and city officials on pizza.

not my fault your pr eccentric town.
likes to hide when the pr is not in their favor.


y'all been losing this pizza shyt to tha chi for thirty years now publically.


Stop it.


art barr

 

[head shots101]

Ship me one.
till then stfu.

you motherfukkers know y'all living a lie on pizza compared to the Chi.

Oprah clowned y'all all throguht the nineties and the bulls championships.
mayor Daley cleaned your governor and city officials on pizza.

not my fault your pr eccentric town.
likes to hide when the pr is not in their favor.


y'all been losing this pizza shyt to tha chi for thirty years now publically.


Stop it.


art barr

Never had pizza from the chi so I can't compare.... you had pizza from NY before?

 

[Art Barr]

Never had pizza from the chi so I can't compare.... you had pizza from NY before?

any heatlamp pizza is that NYC bullshyt breh.

that shyt ain't no ITALIAN fiesta.
you need to have a CHICAGO pizza.
I don't need to have a nyc pizza.
you have to have the best chicago pizza to catch up.
I grew up on the very street where the best is.
none of you nyc motherfukkers can even tell us the name of one pizzeria.
I been on here twenty Plus.
still not one fukk'n nyc pizza place is ever mentioned.



art Barr

#fromEUCLID

 

[spliz]

stop.

we kill 'all in all flavors of pizza.
we can stop this convo right now.
ship it den.
Chicago is the goat pizza maker.

y'all pizza heat lamp gas station at Best.
ol Barry's for wings generic pizza.

I could get a slice from ronnie better than all of nyc pizza.
when ronnie is considered trash.

art barr

Bro. I dont give a shyt about shipped or frozen pizza. NYC made pizza what it is today in this country. U can say u like Chicago pizza more but to say NYC pizza is trash makes zero sense. I mean realistically where have u been in NYC to say our city makes trash pizza? There’s 5 boroughs. There’s Long Island. And Westchester County and all these places have a pizza spot or multiple on every other block. Lol. There’s no way you’ve had an accurate review on our pizza bruh. Lol. Our water alone makes our pizza dough better than 95% of the country. Lol.