Ever had unexpected sexual favors while sleeping?

[Reid2Achieve]

I've had it happen, but I don't like it after those first few weeks when everything is new and fresh lol...Especially if I have work in the morning.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

Wifey used to do that all the time back in the day. Funny shyt is that I'm pretty sure it would get started by something I did to piss her off. She used to be on this real ultra-spiritual, extra-Christian vibe back in the days we first got married. She always had a lil' bit of that in her, but in our first few years of marriage it got CRAZY. Anyway, she'd come in the other room and catch me looking at internet porn, or some "models", then she would go on about being judged and whatnot. But in the middle of the night I'd wake up to some head. I started noticing that this would always happen only when she had caught me looking at some onionbooty.com or other shyt like that. shyt doesn't really happen anymore, sometimes I wish she'd go back to being ultra-religious...just for like a week or two.

 

[jfkennedy]

Used to wake my old girl up with my head between her legs on random.

I don't really like being fukked with when I'm sleep though. Wake me up with a plate of eggs and bacon instead.

Actually, come to think of it, the last time my redheaded fwb and I had sex was like that. It was Christmas morning and I was over her house because we went shopping and out to eat the night before. And her kid was at his dad's. I woke up to her hand in my underwear stroking me. Hard as hell. Before I knew it I was still half-asleep but sucking on those glorious breasts of hers. fukk.

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

if she was black....

You know what happens

 

[Steve Piffler]

yea about a month ago and i was PISSED. seriously

my daughters mother literally ripped my sweats down and started giving me oral while i was dead sleep after watching her all day. me and her do NOT get along, and i am not interested in her in any way, also im seeing someone now. idk what the hell came over her or why but i wasnt happy about. i let her finish but i didnt want it and i could not believe the shyt was happening. if i did some shyt like that id be in prison