Ever been oblivious to a chicks advances?

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here is something that happened to me recently but I did it on purpose:

we were at happy hours after work my boy was having issues with this girl from work he was smashing they were arguing at the bar, im laughing my ass off watching them argue this other chick from work(her mom works right behind me) came to speak to me we chop it up I notice she looked salty she glance at my boy and said he is an a$$hole when I ask her why she doesn't want to elaborate, couple of minutes later my boy join us and were all craking jokes about his situation, the girl start being extra grabby with me pinch my cheek at this point I know were this is going I hit her with the :comeon: are you ok? she gets upset says what do mean are you ok :mindblown: and goes outside for a cigarette
 

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there was a little stretch in high school where I went from being a regular good looking nikka who ain't get much attention from girls to being bulit better than most grown men and the attention just skyrocketed

but me still having that regular nikka mentality I missed out on so much ass :wow:

I don't have long drawn out stories, just little situations that I remember that I never pursued:

one time this fine dominican girl that all these dominican nikkas used to simp, came into class one morning and just started feeling up my shoulders and gave me like a 3 minute massage, then she just walks off, smiles at me and asks me "did that feel good?" :wow: a nikka had never received such treatment and had no idea what to do

we had a trip to six flags on halloween and I was running with this group of girls and guys and one of the chicks (phat ass, nice titties everything) straight up asks me in front of everyone
"do you have a girlfriend?" im like naw
"do you want a girlfriend?" im like naw it's too much skress for me right now (which it was because I was going thru some thangs) :huh: :pachaha:
then she gives me a fake 5 and says "i hear that" and I sense some disappointment in her face but im just like :manny:
she went on to drop hints for the rest of the school year that I never capitalized on: calling me cute, constantly complimenting my clothes etc. :wow:

we were doing some exercise in an english class and another dominican girl made it a point to bump into me, turn around, feel up on my chest deliberately as fukk and then say sorry with a lil giggle :wow: didn't do shyt cos I didnt think she liked black guys for w/e reason

if i remember more i'll add :pachaha:
 

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there was a little stretch in high school where I went from being a regular good looking nikka who ain't get much attention from girls to being bulit better than most grown men and the attention just skyrocketed

but me still having that regular nikka mentality I missed out on so much ass :wow:

I don't have long drawn out stories, just little situations that I remember that I never pursued:

one time this fine dominican girl that all these dominican nikkas used to simp, came into class one morning and just started feeling up my shoulders and gave me like a 3 minute massage, then she just walks off, smiles at me and asks me "did that feel good?" :wow: a nikka had never received such treatment and had no idea what to do

we had a trip to six flags on halloween and I was running with this group of girls and guys and one of the chicks (phat ass, nice titties everything) straight up asks me in front of everyone
"do you have a girlfriend?" im like naw
"do you want a girlfriend?" im like naw it's too much skress for me right now (which it was because I was going thru some thangs) :huh: :pachaha:

then she gives me a fake 5 and says "i hear that" and I sense some disappointment in her face but im just like :manny:
she went on to drop hints for the rest of the school year that I never capitalized on: calling me cute, constantly complimenting my clothes etc. :wow:

we were doing some exercise in an english class and another dominican girl made it a point to bump into me, turn around, feel up on my chest deliberately as fukk and then say sorry with a lil giggle :wow: didn't do shyt cos I didnt think she liked black guys for w/e reason

if i remember more i'll add :pachaha:
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I used to work with white girl. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and big titties....ass was ok too. She also bartended part time and would always ask me when I was going to come to her bar and have a few drinks. One day, I told her that the place was too far away, and I didn't want to drive that far (about 20-25 miles) after I had been drinking. She said that wouldn't be a problem because I could just go home with her and sleep on her couch. I was like nah, that's too much trouble. I didn't realize until well after that convo that I had fukked up :snoop:

What makes it worse is that we still work in the same building, but she's married and has a kid. Every time I bump into her I think about missing out on a chance to smash.
 

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there was a little stretch in high school where I went from being a regular good looking nikka who ain't get much attention from girls to being bulit better than most grown men and the attention just skyrocketed

but me still having that regular nikka mentality I missed out on so much ass :wow:

I don't have long drawn out stories, just little situations that I remember that I never pursued:

one time this fine dominican girl that all these dominican nikkas used to simp, came into class one morning and just started feeling up my shoulders and gave me like a 3 minute massage, then she just walks off, smiles at me and asks me "did that feel good?" :wow: a nikka had never received such treatment and had no idea what to do

we had a trip to six flags on halloween and I was running with this group of girls and guys and one of the chicks (phat ass, nice titties everything) straight up asks me in front of everyone
"do you have a girlfriend?" im like naw
"do you want a girlfriend?" im like naw it's too much skress for me right now (which it was because I was going thru some thangs) :huh: :pachaha:
then she gives me a fake 5 and says "i hear that" and I sense some disappointment in her face but im just like :manny:
she went on to drop hints for the rest of the school year that I never capitalized on: calling me cute, constantly complimenting my clothes etc. :wow:

we were doing some exercise in an english class and another dominican girl made it a point to bump into me, turn around, feel up on my chest deliberately as fukk and then say sorry with a lil giggle :wow: didn't do shyt cos I didnt think she liked black guys for w/e reason

if i remember more i'll add :pachaha:
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I don't know if anybody said this but I rarely think people are oblivious to advances but are scarred of being successful, like said person but knows boys will clown, or something else. It can't just be me but I can almost without fail feel a chick trying to come on to me even though I have did all the things in my previous sentence before.
 

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:


NOOOOOOOO MY nikka WHAT THE fukk IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUU


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I don't even think I can read the rest of the thread now :snoop:
 

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:

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There's been plenty of times where the girl was showing signs and I didn't capitalize, but to be completely oblivious? I can't think of any examples. Well, I take that back. When I was a freshman in college, I was in the laundry room washing clothes, probably doing homework or something. This girl on my floor asked me if I could help take her clothes up to her room. So I helped her with her clothes, told her I'd see her later, then went back downstairs :manny:

Another time, that same girl came in my room (my door was open) and asked me if I could help her tie her shirt in the back. So I did it and asked where she was off to. She told me the mall. So I'm like "aight, later" :snoop:
 

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Yeah I can only think of two situation swhere the girl was throwing da puzz at me.

Like two years ago When I was new at work me and this beautiful Puerto. Rican chick hit it off and it was subtle at first then it got obvious. (She'd slap my shoulder and would try to rub her body on me at work infront of people, she would also stare @ my d!ck print:shaq:)

but the thing is she had a boyfirend so I didn't even pursue.

I still feel like I shoulda did something but maybe it was a good thing I didn't make a move :manny:

There were two other girls where showing signs too but one was underage :sitdown: and the other was obese:pachaha:
 

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There's been plenty of times where the girl was showing signs and I didn't capitalize, but to be completely oblivious? I can't think of any examples. Well, I take that back. When I was a freshman in college, I was in the laundry room washing clothes, probably doing homework or something. This girl on my floor asked me if I could help take her clothes up to her room. So I helped her with her clothes, told her I'd see her later, then went back downstairs :manny:

Another time, that same girl came in my room (my door was open) and asked me if I could help her tie her shirt in the back. So I did it and asked where she was off to. She told me the mall. So I'm like "aight, later" :snoop:

I think your ok breh :pachaha: Sound like she was just being friendly :manny:
 
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