Eminem's Lead Single 'Berzerk' **CDQ**

Cloud McFly

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lets look at the lyrics tho.. lets see how many corny punchlines we can find :patrice:

Now this shyt's about to kick off, this party looks wack
Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
I'm 'bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
That's why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag

Just like I did with addiction I'm 'bout to kick it
Like a magician, critics I turn to crickets
Got 'em still on the fence ready to pick it
But quick get impaled when I tell 'em stick it
So sick I'm looking pale, well that's my pigment
'Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
Let's bring it back to that vintage Slim, bytch!
The art of the MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren
And I don't mean Stimpy's friend, bytch
Been public enemy since you thought PE was gym, bytch

Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced

So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made them just faint

Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint
So if love is a chess game, check mate
But girl your body's banging, jump me in, bang – bang-bang
Yessiree BobI was thinking the same thing
So come get on this Kid’s rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang-dang
P-p-p pow-pow chicka-chicka wow-wow
Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow, bow
Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel toww
Dumb it down, I don’t know how (huh-huh) how-how

At least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
Hope so, now ho...

They say that love is powerful as cough Annotatesyrup and Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian
Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low
Bars hard, drugs hard, though that's the past
But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow
And girl I ain't got no money to borrow
But I am tryin' to find a way to get you alone, car note!

Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn’t everybody know
Get the bar soap lathered, Kangols and Carhartt-less Cargos
Girl you’re fixing to get your heart broke, don’t be absurd man
You bird brained baby I ain’t called anybody baby since Birdman
Unless you’re a swallow
Word, w-word man you heard, but don’t be discouraged girl
This is your jam, unless you got toe jam

:snoop:

I couldn't listen past the first verse because the shyt was just too bad, so getting to read the lyrics was nice.

Well... At least it sounded like a good idea, as I had to stop reading after the first garbage lines you highlighted :scusthov:
 

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I cant get with this one from Shady. I'm just not feeling it and I know that it wont grow on me at all. If this really is his first single then I think it is worst one yet.
 

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Hopsin would have been a killer feature on this track so don't you haters stay heated very long about hating on shady and remember that knock madness drops 11/26 brehs #knockmadness

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If you look at other boards, they are making a bunch of threads on it. I agree there is too many but that is what happens when a big name puts something out.

His singles are poppy but they don't 'suck' like this does. It's...really bad.

I always kinda write off his "first single" agenda because since the first album, they went in and didn't stop til they had something that even he himself was annoyed by.

And while they were circus type records, they were most of the time always lyrically dope and had nice flows.

My name is was dope, the real slim shady was grating but he was spitting.

I actually LOVE "without me" and still listen to it, he wrecked that shyt on the low :laugh:

Just lose it was wack, we made you...got damn, this new single actually makes me APPRECIATE we made you. :snoop:

But yea...this doesn't mean the album isn't gonna have some dope shyt on it, but if the goal is to recreate a "classic" he's already got a strike with this shyt, and it's not because I don't get it, I just don't like it, I would almost rather him being in straight up comedian mode again if we taking it back to that rather than him trying to be witty...

Em was never a punchline rapper, listen to 3 AM...no real forced metaphors, just HARD ASS RHYMES and schemes...that's his pocket, this extra wordy crap with expired ass references is not it...he's not really doing "him" with that type of shyt, he's pandering.

I forget which one was the one where he says to his mom,....fukk you Debbie!

I actually got a huge laugh out of that record.
that is my second favorite lead single of his, when it comes to him making the obvious jim iovine compromise lead single.

nyah, nyah, nyah,...nyah nyah nyah,..nyah nyah, nyah nah nah nah nah...
pbst.......!


art barr

Without me.

"I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since prince turned himself into a symbol"

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lets look at the lyrics tho.. lets see how many corny punchlines we can find :patrice:

Now this shyt's about to kick off, this party looks wack
Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch
I'm 'bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back
That's why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-hag

Just like I did with addiction I'm 'bout to kick it
Like a magician, critics I turn to crickets
Got 'em still on the fence ready to pick it
But quick get impaled when I tell 'em stick it
So sick I'm looking pale, well that's my pigment
'Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
Let's bring it back to that vintage Slim, bytch!
The art of the MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren
And I don't mean Stimpy's friend, bytch
Been public enemy since you thought PE was gym, bytch

Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced

So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made them just faint

Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint
So if love is a chess game, check mate
But girl your body's banging, jump me in, bang – bang-bang
Yessiree BobI was thinking the same thing
So come get on this Kid’s rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang-dang
P-p-p pow-pow chicka-chicka wow-wow
Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow, bow
Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel toww
Dumb it down, I don’t know how (huh-huh) how-how

At least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
Hope so, now ho...

They say that love is powerful as cough Annotatesyrup and Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Kardashian
Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low
Bars hard, drugs hard, though that's the past
But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow
And girl I ain't got no money to borrow
But I am tryin' to find a way to get you alone, car note!

Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn’t everybody know
Get the bar soap lathered, Kangols and Carhartt-less Cargos
Girl you’re fixing to get your heart broke, don’t be absurd man
You bird brained baby I ain’t called anybody baby since Birdman
Unless you’re a swallow
Word, w-word man you heard, but don’t be discouraged girl
This is your jam, unless you got toe jam

:snoop:



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He needs to scrap this shyt like his boy 50 and try again,
but he won't, cuz unlike 50 this shyt is being well received..
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