"I would live inside Whoopi Goldberg's butthole for 8 years with a family of brown recluse spiders as my roommates just to drink the piss of a guy that met the friend of a guy who delivered pizza to a guy that her neighbor met 3 years ago."
"I would lick the sweaty, poop stained buttholes of 50 Indians after a hard days work in the hot sun after drinking a gallon of New Delhi sewage extracted from under a curry restaurant and a battery factory while my hands are tied down so a group of gangsters can slowly and painfully cut my fingernails off by sliding razors underneath them into the bedding and then pouring habanero sauce into the wounds and my eyes until I go blind and afterward a pool full of piranhas will be brought in which I will be thrown into with a pair of concrete shoes and my hands tied behind my back only to be rescued by an African gorilla who was kicked out of his pack because he has a strong desire to have sex with only male gorillas and humans which means I
will be his anal bytch for the rest of my life and he will use my butthole everynight as a jizz depository until it rips open all the way down to my ballsack which is ok because the gorilla knows how to stitch up cuts so he will just stitch me up and then bang me again until the stitches break leaving gash wound open again so bacteria from his fur and penis infect it just so I could drink the spit of a homeless guy that asked for money from a guy who watched the preview of her first movie"
"I would perform testicular surgery on myself with only a pair of rusty pliers and a used heroin syringe with no anesthesia while the transformers theme blasts at full volume in the background, bursting my eardrums so that the ear fluid will leak out which I will mix with a concoction of baby vomit, used motor oil and spit from a tuberculosis patient and slowly sip it like a fine glass of shanty. Once my balls have been surgically removed I will replace them with pepper spray canisters which will pump through my urethra into my kidneys while Dennis Rodman rubs his penis that he hasn't washed in 3 days on my forehead and around my lips for 6 hours straight in front of Wal-Mart on black friday while I do calf raises for 30 sets of 50 with a full size rhino strapped to my back with Ronnie Coleman yelling YEEEAAAAA BUDDAY the entire time in a competition thong just so I could collect a sample of saliva from a piece of gum that a classmate left under a desk that she sat in momentarily in the 5th grade"
"i would sensually and deeply french kiss the ass of a 300 pound sliverback gorilla who didn't wipe during his diharrea stint while dutch ruddering Mike Tyson wearing a jumpsuit full of very angry yellow jackets while I use the other hand to lather up a 93 year old lady's saggy and wrinkled boobs with cocoa butter during Mardi Gras where a scientist will kidnap me along with two of the gayest ugliest guys in New Orleans to fulfill his dream of creating a human centipede where he will only feed us grounded up humans from Sudan who've been infected with Ebola virus while his assistants will take turns using my mouth as a toilet after Taco Bell night until the doctor is ready to detach us from each other which will give him the opportunity to stuff our wounds with thousands of mosquito larvae so they can harvest under our scabs which will actually give us superpowers and we will then be called the Mosquito Men and our job will be to suck the blood out of villains until they die and possibly Hollywood will make a movie about us and it will flop because nobody gives a fuk about Mosquito Men which will force the 3 of us into bankruptcy and our only way to make money is to become gay prostitutes which we will work as for 15 years in the worst neighborhood in Camden NJ until we succumb to a sexually transmitted supervirus that nobody has seen before just so I could sniff the dirty sock of a guy who changed the tire of a car that drove past a house that she glanced at while passing by on her way to yoga class"
"I would insert my hands into a meat grinder until they are fully processed into taco meat which I will feed it to a newborn adopted from Bosnia while a gay priest jerks me off in the corner with a pair of rusty bush clippers as I sit on a pit of hot coals with my balls chained to a 50lb dumbell which is being swung around by a hyper orangutan on ecstasy. Once the baby is done eat my grounded hands I will force him to vomit it back up and I will begin to feast on whatever comes back up with a delicious sulfur and battery acid sauce. Once I have digested my dinner I will don a wetsuit made of fresh chicken breasts and alligator bait and I will begin a 20 mile swim through the Louisiana bayou at 3am during a category 5 hurricane. After finishing the swim and detaching the alligator attached at the mouth to my dikk infected from the swamp water, I will swim back only to pass out midway and be rescued by a lonely homosexual cajun who has a taste for oversized dildos and people with no hands such as myself. I will continue to use my ass as his dildo holder and cum depository for the next 40 years until he dies from cumming too much in my ass and I will make my escape to Montgomery Alabama where I will be racially discriminated against and hanged for staring at a white woman wrong except the hanging will fail and I will have to live the rest of my life on the run with a broken neck, no hands and 40 years of cajun jizz in my ass which will give me severe constipation until I visit a doctor with a cum and scat fetish and he will release my constipation which has forced my body to accumulate pounds and pounds of poop inside my intestines which will cause my butthole to blow out leaving a massive wound in my backside which the doctor will utilize as a dildo holder and a cum depository one again for the last 20 years of my life so everything will have come full circle and I have gotten no where and my entire life's purpose was to hold dildos and random men's cum in my ass and I will be on my deathbed staring at a calendar of shirtless firemen in the year 2050 and I will grab the nurse in the assisted care center I was dumped at and tell her to find Jennifer Lawrence and tell her what I've been through and she will tell me Jennifer died 10 years ago while I was being pounded and jizzed in by the doctor on a Saturday night so she will never know my pain and I will die in vain and my body will be dumped in a landfill in Oklahoma because I have no money for a funeral and my family abandoned me at the age of 10 because I was so ugly."
. Dudes were in there celebrating what is clearly mental illness
Because it’s usually the segment of men who think that way who feel the need to comment that way for no reason.
Umbrella Academy was amazing!!! I’m very surprised....
although she did dress kinda guy is him the show.....even wore a white tuxedo at her performance
Jesus coming back soon with all this heathenish being accepted and not rebuked
