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Elizabeth Warren's DNA test shows only one thing — that she's not ready for the White House
Elizabeth Warren needs to go back to where she came from—and that ain’t the Cherokee Nation. It’s academia.
Thing is, she’s such a dumb politician that she just dug up an old fight and dug her own grave in the process. And in case you were wondering, that grave is most definitely not on sacred Indian ground either.
Warren is turning out to be a more divisive female candidate than Hillary Clinton—and that takes some doing.
Now, however, she’s made a total ass of herself (which may be part of her DNA, but I don’t know) trying to beat Trump at his own game.
That’s not even like going to a gun fight with a knife, that’s going to a gun fight with a rubber spoon.
Trying to ward off the future debate of her claim to be part Native American when she runs for President (and is there any doubt that’s exactly what she intends to do and ruin the Dems’ chances in the process?) she got this Carlos Bustamante guy, a Stanford professor and genomics expert to test her DNA. Her report showed that there’s “strong evidence” that her “DNA sample of primarily European descent also contains Native American ancestry from an ancestor in the sample’s pedigree 6-10 generations ago.” Oh geeze.
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Sen. Elizabeth Warren's attempt to preempt President Trump's "Pochahontas" taunt just makes her look like a fool. (Charles Krupa / AP)
Seriously? Isn’t she ashamed?
I mean, I spit for DNA, too, and 23andMe reported back that I’m nearly all Italian with 10% Northern African and Western Asian. That doesn’t give me the right to claim that I’m African, Asian, a person of color or a recognized minority, even though I have a higher percentage of African and Asian DNA than Warren has of Native American DNA.
What that spit split makes me is just typically American — a mix of a lot of stuff.
Yeah, Warren has a cousin who is a Cherokee Nation citizen, but then again I have family members from Ethiopia, the Philippines, Cuba, and you name it. That doesn’t make me any of those things, either.
My mother’s maiden name is “Barbera,” which I always assumed was a b*stardization of barbaro— barbarian — or what my ancestors must have called Huns when they invaded Italy in the Fifth century. OK, sure, I have been accused of acting like a barbarian — but that’s only when I’m behind the wheel.
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Barbera is also a great Italian wine and, God knows, we barbarians love a good wine. But it doesn’t make me a wine producer any more than a smidgen of DNA makes Warren a tribal elder.
Elizabeth Warren is the very last thing we women need now in a country now horribly divided over the fact that an accused sexual abuser forced the appointment of another accused sexual abuser onto the Supreme Court.
Warren just made a fool of herself, and since we’ve already got a fool on the Hill, we don’t need another.
To think that a test that proved her to be mostly a big old white person — would somehow make Trump hand over the million he promised if she could prove she’s Native American is insane.
The guy supposedly didn’t pay his taxes, so for damned sure he isn’t ponying up to pay off that bogus bet.
Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test showed only one thing: This white woman is not ready for the White House.
Makes sense.
