Ebony & Ivory with Burning Sage vs. Lucky Charms & Unicorns Colliding on Flat Earth | Official Mavericks (#5) vs. Celtics (#1) 2024 NBA Finals Thread

[the elastic]

I need a good thread title

@DPresidential

Lucky's Revenge

 

[god shamgod]

 

[Damnshow]

Nah it's over. Both teams winning by 3-0. One of the worst conference finals with no intrigue. It's like 2017 when it was boring as hell.

Or the year when Cavs swept the Hawks and Warriors finished the Rockets real quick.

 

[thaKEAF]

gonna go with the mavs

Celtics, why believe you? You never gave us nothing to believe in.

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

I have history on my side.

If a team was going to comeback from 0-3, it was gonna be Boston last year. And they didn’t get it done.

And only 4 times has a team even came back to take it to 7 games. It's just not going to happen, so people shouldn't try and narrative it into existence.

 

[Regular Developer]

I'm not predicting Dallas in 6...I need it to be Dallas in 6. Kyrie winning at Boston's expense is the poetic ending worthy of a story written about "little mountain"

 

[SchoolboyC]

I know it’s gonna be a major selling point from a narrative perspective but I would just love to know how Kyrie became the victim in his Celtics saga for there to even be a revenge angle

Dude got on stage unsolicited and told a crowd of Celtic fans he was gonna re-sign, did a whole marketing campaign about getting his jersey retired there, hyped himself up as this big time leader getting held back by LeBron, only to then…

Spend the season publicly throwing his teammates under the bus, start backdoor recruiting players to form a superteam with the Nets while the season is going, completely shyt the bed in the playoffs, then abandon the ship he set on fire

I know y’all hate any and all things Boston but Kyrie completely earned the smoke he gets from Celtic fans

 

[Jazzy B.]

The pressure will get to Tatum at some point .

It happens everytime.

He also checks out of games when things aren't going his way.

Boston will have to blowout Dallas each game to win.

Dallas just need to keep the score close until the last 5 minutes to win as we know Kyrie/Luka are the better closers.

 

[Jazzy B.]

I know it’s gonna be a major selling point from a narrative perspective but I would just love to know how Kyrie became the victim in his Celtics saga for there to even be a revenge angle

Dude got on stage unsolicited and told a crowd of Celtic fans he was gonna re-sign, did a whole marketing campaign about getting his jersey retired there, hyped himself up as this big time leader getting held back by LeBron, only to then…

Spend the season publicly throwing his teammates under the bus, start backdoor recruiting players to form a superteam with the Nets while the season is going, completely shyt the bed in the playoffs, then abandon the ship he set on fire

I know y’all hate any and all things Boston but Kyrie completely earned the smoke he gets from Celtic fans

Aint nobody care about all that shyt .

It's fukk Boston and fukk Boston cacs.

 

[SchoolboyC]

Aint nobody care about all that shyt .

It's fukk Boston and fukk Boston cacs.

The Dallas cacs where it’s at

 

[In The Zone '98]

Celtics
Celtics
Mavs
Celtics
Mavs
Celtics

MVP Brown

 

[UpAndComing]

I know it’s gonna be a major selling point from a narrative perspective but I would just love to know how Kyrie became the victim in his Celtics saga for there to even be a revenge angle

Dude got on stage unsolicited and told a crowd of Celtic fans he was gonna re-sign, did a whole marketing campaign about getting his jersey retired there, hyped himself up as this big time leader getting held back by LeBron, only to then…

Spend the season publicly throwing his teammates under the bus, start backdoor recruiting players to form a superteam with the Nets while the season is going, completely shyt the bed in the playoffs, then abandon the ship he set on fire

I know y’all hate any and all things Boston but Kyrie completely earned the smoke he gets from Celtic fans

Coli Fake Militants wanting to bandwagon Kyrie's "redemption story" against the Celtics

 

[Surreal]

The NBA needed a rivalry once the older, previous generation best players bowed out

NBA needs Celtics, Mavs, Knicks, and Wolves to take the league to the next level
Young players blossoming and their primes are coming up in the next couple years

 

[Derek Lee]

fukk Kyrie. Wolves are useless

 

[Lefty Gunz]

Loser has to take back Grant Williams