Dwight Howard: I wanted to play in Brooklyn!

[Raw Lyrics]

It's sad that you losers in here play favorites with people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Jordan punches Steve Kerr in the eye in practice and he's the GOAT. Kobe tells Smush Parker not to talk to him and he's a bytch.

It's cause players in the league RESPECTED #23

 

[Joe Sixpack]

This guy is a clown.

 

[kingofnyc]

why all this D12 hate

for WHAT? telling da truth -what u want da nikka to say 'I always wanted to be a laker and da lakers was my first choice'

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

all this D12 hate

for WHAT? telling da truth -what u want da nikka to say 'I always wanted to be a laker and lakers was my first choice'

Exactly, this is why I think him and Kobe gon click cuz they startin to play that same damned if you do/damned if you don't game with Dwight.

 

[TheNig]

It's cause players in the league RESPECTED #23

Yeah so much so that Bill Cartwright told him that if he ever brought up his name in a trade again that he would kill him.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

It's cause players in the league RESPECTED #23

Is roger even in the league anymore?

 

[Mic-Nificent]

so im reading that this faq howard just said he had his first cup liquor when he was traded to the lake show hopes kobe or nash smack his ass into place lol

Wait what?

Who cares if he had his first drink of liquor recently? Kobe is notorious for not drinking. Lots of professional athletes don't drink lol.

 

[NYC Rebel]

He's a hoe. Can't believe imma have to root for this fakkit.

I swear to god I read this post hearing Riely's voice.

 

[kt773]

Wait what?

Who cares if he had his first drink of liquor recently? Kobe is notorious for not drinking. Lots of professional athletes don't drink lol.

that was my point he always spitting goofy shyt lol.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

dude a hoe 4 real lol why would he say this tho? i tell you what i wouldnt be suprised if he left yall after one year

that's the shyt i'm talking about. I see it happening that way too. Hoe tendencies all over the place with this niqqa.

 

[No Homo]

Im tired of hearing about Dwight Howard and Brooklyn.

 

[thelonious21]

The story of Shaq's career....in smileys:

Shaq on The Magic

Shaq on The Lakers

Shaq on The Heat his first year

Shaq on The Suns

Shaq on The Cavs

Shaq on The Celtics

Fixed.

dude shoulda won MVP that year

 

[FTBS]

This nikka just don't quit. This nikka is straight broad status with the bullshyt...unneccessary bullshyt at that. nikka wanted to go to LA. He's in LA. Be happy. No need to front. If the nikka wanted to go to Brooklyn he coulda went there as a FA. Instead he decided to opt in for another year at the last minute in hopes that ORL would trade him to the Nets aka the team he could've signed with outright, but they went against his wishes and made him go to one of the most glamourous and successful franchises in sports history who could only acquire Dwight through a trade. Yeah I'm sure the nikka stayed up all night crying about that shyt.

 

[beenz]

Shaq forced his way outta every situation and no one talks about it. You nikkas kill me.

Only place shaq forced his way out was from the lakers. He was a free agent with ORL and the cavs and suns traded for him. And when he left the lakers he already got them 3 ships anyways.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

Only place shaq forced his way out was from the lakers. He was a free agent with ORL and the cavs and suns traded for him. And when he left the lakers he already got them 3 ships anyways.

You could argue Shaq forced his way out with his behavior.

It's inarguable that Shaq has been a locker room problem nearly everywhere (Boston being the exception).