The faq jabbed the shyt out of me right in my lip!
shyt just got real. I looked at my boys and they are
I say fukk it. I swing!! And miss
This giant faq in a mini skirt was picking me apart.
And I could not lay a lick on dude/girl. He must have sparred with Sweatpea Whitaker
His defense was impeccable.
I now know that people are watching and I am getting destroyed. I throw a combo. . hit nothing but air. .
Now the faq is laughing doing a Ali two step shuffle
I now see his hand speed are incredible! Like he was Vegeta or some shyt. I say fukk it. . I go to scoop and slam him/her
I fake a punch and slip in to attempt a takedown. As I am coming in somehow this giant faq got lower than me and scooped ME! Turned me around in the air and slammed me down on my homies hood.
Everyone in the parking lot went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH