Dudes Who Have No Business Being Analysts?

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McNabb he's on some NFL Network show where he has to breakdown plays and he just mushmouths through every segment.
 

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@mastermind already said Lavar so I'll go against grain and say Antonio Pierce. That Bald Bull looking muthafukka is only brought on air if someone is suspended for a possible sexual offense or he plays goon to call someone out that the other analyst aren't trying to piss off. Barely can put a sentence together too
 
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Shame on all yall Nobody mentioned Trent Dilfer:comeon:

This nikka be talking bout QBs N what they should be doin etc like he was Joe Montana

nah Trent Dilfer is a very good analyst. he is one of the few niccas on ESPN who said that Cam Newton should be #1 pick the moment he saw Cam workout.




However I do :comeon: Dilfer though whenever nicca goes on about "THE SOUL OF THE Quarterback" :russ:
 

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When he admit that?:whoo: :laff: He's terrible on air, but his opinions actually aint bad

I saw it on here, somebody said something to that effect to him on Twitter, I believe, and he either replied that back to them or did so in a column, can't remember which.

But yeah, I actually saw that on here.

From his column today:

Q: I'm working my way through TBOB right now (I just reached the Pantheon chapter), and I noticed that when you discussed Dr. J's broadcasting career, you ended your thoughts with "Some people just aren't meant to be on television" with a footnote that reads "Yes, I include myself." What happened?!?
—Jared Bower, New York

SG: Nothing! You think something's changed? I'm still not meant to be on television. You can see for yourself during our quintuple-header on ESPN and ABC starting at 9 a.m. EST on Christmas Day. On the bright side, it's always been a dream of mine to wear makeup for 15 straight hours.

At least he can admit it. :mjpls:

You're welcome breh.
 

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Bill Simmons.

I know it's convenient to use his name, but the reality he can analyze the game better than most people do, but he's not as effective in a broadcast role.

The man lives and breathes basketball and probably knows the history of the game, but I definitely feel he's a better writer than he is an anchor or tv personality. He's too awkward imo.

People who are shytty analysts imo are Magic Johnson, Matt Millen, Sam Mitchell. Those three add nothing value whatsoever and say the most generic obvious shyt.

Also whoever the Clippers color commentator is, jesus that dude is a homer and terrible analyst. Also coach Fiorentino for Sun Sports (Heat games) is fukking horrible, I love that dude, but he can't call a game worth shyt.

Best color commentator in the game imo is Hubie Brown. That guy just breaks the game down perfectly and it interesting.

Shaq is horrible and Reggie Miller is garbage to me too.
 

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Stephen A. Smith. Especially when he tries to comment on anything other than basketball.
 

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How is Magic Johnson not the top answer

Also any time there is no clear favorite in a football game and the analyst says the game is going to come down to special teams and turnovers :beli:

I write them off forever
 
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