Dude Became a Baby Daddy... Stock Just Went to Zero

Scustin Bieburr

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Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.
This is way too detailed. You must've lived this breh.
 

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Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.
You sound hurt
 

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Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.
So that means you are free and @Luken might have a chance , if he fail to step up let me know hun
 

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Fair enough, it may not impress you but you'd be surprised how the inflection in a woman's voice will change when you mention you have a house


People not even interested in the conversation turn around like :mjgrin:
And those women are bucketheads. If homeownership is something exotic to you (general) you're (general) probably a liability.
 

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that nikka Suga Free hell. nikka be havin me like "Do I need to hit the corner :dahell: ?? "
Right! :russ:
 
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