Congratulations nephew!
Congratulations
My wife and I just had a baby boy (the A got a new real one to all my Atlanta bruhs). These past 48 hours been WILD but I have a special feeling becoming a father and officially being a family man that I just wanted to share. It’s a beautiful thing when you do it the right way (finding someone solid that you can actually cooperate with and build a family unit through marriage first).
Just some incoherent thoughts at 5am:
Lil man is chill but he just wilded out at 4:30am because of a wet diaper
I’m realizing kids cry for one of three reasons: they need to be changed, hungry, or just want to be held against a warm body.
I’m sleepy as fukk but it’s all good, that’s my lil man.
Man I ain’t never wiped another person’s ass before but my lil man had a serious poop earlier and I call myself cleaning him and he started shytting more while I’m changing him
My wife been breastfeeding him but ima have a talk with him soon to remind him who tiddies those are. He can have them for now but I’m watching
Aight yall im bout to get a nap in.
Oh and he told me to tell yall fukk Bama and fukk the Knicks
Edit: and no I’m not pawging
My wife and I just had a baby boy (the A got a new real one
Congrats breh
Raise the lil in clay co
Ain’t trying to scare you but this is some new father naivety right here.I’m realizing kids cry for one of three reasons: they need to be changed, hungry, or just want to be held against a warm body.
Got six kids, i watched the first one. Not a nan nother one after that.You see the ring of fire? I didn’t for both my babies. I think I would have been scared for life.
I seen a preschooler gtting breastfed this year. No guaranteeCongratulations, breh.
He only got 6 months tops on the milk trucks. Then it's all you. Be humble.