Congratulations nephew! 
Just became a new dad…
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Abstract83
Superstar
Congratulations on being a new father breh 
staticshock
Veteran
Congrats breh
Raise the lil one in clay co
Raise the lil one in clay co
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congrats @FreshFromATL
Devilinurear
Veteran
Congratulations
My wife and I just had a baby boy (the A got a new real one
Just some incoherent thoughts at 5am:
Lil man is chill but he just wilded out at 4:30am because of a wet diaper
I’m realizing kids cry for one of three reasons: they need to be changed, hungry, or just want to be held against a warm body.
I’m sleepy as fukk but it’s all good, that’s my lil man.
Man I ain’t never wiped another person’s ass before but my lil man had a serious poop earlier and I call myself cleaning him and he started shytting more while I’m changing him
My wife been breastfeeding him but ima have a talk with him soon to remind him who tiddies those are. He can have them for now but I’m watching
Aight yall im bout to get a nap in.
Oh and he told me to tell yall fukk Bama and fukk the Knicks
Edit: and no I’m not pawging
Mordith
H.E.N.R.Y.
BunchePark
Coli N Calisthenics
Man + Woman = Child
And he got married first
And he got married first
Congrats breh, welcome to the club 
Ensure you/wife do skin to skin with Lil man for the first few days
Diapers...they go through like 20 diapers per day for the first couple of months
Explosive pees and shyts....yes they are a thing
Sleep? Whats that? Get it whenever you can
If your wife is breastfeeding, ensure you have frozen backup, or formula for emergencies
Have fun, being a dad is the best thing a man can do
Ensure you/wife do skin to skin with Lil man for the first few days
Diapers...they go through like 20 diapers per day for the first couple of months
Explosive pees and shyts....yes they are a thing
Sleep? Whats that? Get it whenever you can
If your wife is breastfeeding, ensure you have frozen backup, or formula for emergencies
Have fun, being a dad is the best thing a man can do
Congrats breh
When he starts screaming bloody murder for literally NO reason…….
But congrats to you and your wife breh. Having a kid is crazy, make sure you don’t forget to give her some love and admiration. She needs and deserves it after all that. People tend to be very focused on the baby, but mom needs you right now too.
Good luck
I still have nightmares
Ain’t trying to scare you but this is some new father naivety right here.
When he starts screaming bloody murder for literally NO reason…….
But congrats to you and your wife breh. Having a kid is crazy, make sure you don’t forget to give her some love and admiration. She needs and deserves it after all that. People tend to be very focused on the baby, but mom needs you right now too.
Good luck
Got six kids, i watched the first one. Not a nan nother one after that.
I still have nightmares
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
Congrats to you and yr wife
Guess there’s someone fresher from the ATL now
Guess there’s someone fresher from the ATL now
kevin arnold
Superstar
Congratulations family!
Pic of your wife?
Pic of your wife?
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
I seen a preschooler gtting breastfed this year. No guaranteeCongratulations, breh.
He only got 6 months tops on the milk trucks. Then it's all you. Be humble.
