Dude Became a Baby Daddy... Stock Just Went to Zero

[Astroslik]

The backfire in this thread is rafters level

“But..but it was a troll job to make y’all mad, mission accomplished!” -

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

You're too old to be talking about "sparks"

Goddamn this ho got Ethered left and right on this thread.. dafuqqqqq, embarrassing as shyt

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

The backfire in this thread is rafters level

“But..but it was a troll job to make y’all mad, mission accomplished!” -

I’m saying!! Backfire is heavy. I don’t know what possessed her to think this trolling shyt was a good idea.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Dude been trying to get with me for the longest but no sparks ever happened. He was cool though. I haven't talked to him in a year and he just called me and told me he's now a baby daddy and wants to go to dinner.

He's probably looking for a mom for his kid. I think Imma block him #. Seems like the right thing to do.

This could be a good dude though? Lol atleast hear him out

 

[iBrowse]

Haven’t read a reply since the OP but I will tomorrow because I see there’s 193 replies and it’s Pearl .

 

[Crayola Coyote]

So if no sparks happened why’re you still entertaining him slim

how did I miss this thread.. no invite

 

[The Fade]

Stock market took a hit today


You gonna buy on the dips or nah?

 

[African Peasant]

Another Coli fairy tale.

 

[Paper Boi]

post your nudes

1* for ho babble

etc

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

There was a poster on here that made it a point to talk about me being a single mom. In every single thread. The thread could literally be about Paw Patrol, and he’ll go in and tag me to call me a single parent.

Meanwhile, he’s a single father Matter of fact, he always made threads about single parents being the downfall of society...........and he’s a single parent

That’s when I knew mental illness was really rampant on here.

The accuracy.

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

@™BlackPearl The Empress™ got these bitter ass nikkas panties in a bunch. Wonderful job love.


"You not allowed to be happy!"

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Interesting.

Had em coming out the woodworks when I became a father.

C'mon man, you know these hoes lieing.

 

[LurkMoar]

damn nikkas mad af

 

[African Peasant]

Coli birds feminists trying by any means necessary to create an equivalency between men and women. Life is gonna teach you.

C'mon man, you know these hoes lieing.

A lot of coli breh are easily influenced by hoe babble.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Story sounds funny.

Sounds like he fukkd, repeatedly. At his leisure. On his schedule. You caught feelings. He didn't reciprocate at same level. Time went by. He got his girl (who you knew about) pregnant. First couple months as a father have finally passed and he's settled into the new routine. His schedule is now predictable so now he has some time for you again. He just called. You want to answer. But you feel kinda sleazy now so you decide to concoct a scenario whereby it is you that is in control of the situation. He won't trip bc you'll respond. You will meet for dinner. You'll crack jokes about him being a father and his baby mama. He will laugh, then tell you he's stressed. You'll say "oh so that's why you wanted to see me?" You will act offended but he won't buy it. You will end up in his car, your head bobbing up and down.

Christ