Douchebag pickup lines that should work

[Kings County]

 

[Ain't That Something]

Adds them to my repertoir

 

[Sinnerman]

will add the last one to mine

 

[ItzDaKiing]

 

[stealthbomber]

i tried that last one drunk at a frat party


it didnt work so well

 

[Captain Crunch]

Those is lame as hell

 

[ItzDaKiing]

I remember my homie getting the shyt slapped outta him from some chick. This nikka just randomly called some broad over to us and said "See ma, I just made you cum, imagine what I can do in the bedroom"

I was all at the same time.

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Will be using a couple of them

 

[DaRealness]

That "you look like my first wife" line is actually a good one!

 

[Kings County]

I remember my homie getting the shyt slapped outta him from some chick. This nikka just randomly called some broad over to us and said "See ma, I just made you cum, imagine what I can do in the bedroom"

bout to go to mcdonalds gonna use that shyt on the way there

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

reeks of desperation but its funny and clever

 

[ROFL_GUY]

nice shoes.. wanna fukk?

hurtin for a squirtin?

 

[Kings County]

reeks of desperation but its funny and clever

 

[50CentStan]