@ the facial expressions.
Douchebag pickup lines that should work
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@ the facial expressions.
resurrection
By Way of Deception, Thou Shalt Do War
Your name must be Gillette.. Cuz you're the best a man can get
Rich Spirit
#LeveledUp
Lol @ the random Tobey Maguire face
OneManGang
Veteran
Ay guhl, you retarded?.....
Cuz you special
Cuz you special
Fckumeen
Superstar
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
