does this chick want my **** or soul... or both?

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am i wasting my time here ?
 

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maybe she's a virgin

that'd be dope

That would NOT be dope :dead:

Virgin sex is only good if you are a virgin too... When you're a teenager, deflowering a girl is great...

If you're experienced and in your 20's, having sex with a virgin sucks most of the time.

and off top they get attached to you very easily....
 

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At first I was going to say it sounds like she just wants to put your real name in her phone. I've been doing this for years :ld:.


Then I read more and it seems like she wants to turn you into an Apostle.
 

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That would NOT be dope :dead:

Virgin sex is only good if you are a virgin too... When you're a teenager, deflowering a girl is great...

If you're experienced and in your 20's, having sex with a virgin sucks most of the time.

and off top they get attached to you very easily....

Na I def wanna deflower her
 

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Na I def wanna deflower her

I mean, if you've never done it before, I can see why you would want to do it... but trust me... It is not like the movies... Virgin sex is terrible... Once you break her in it gets better though because they wanna bang ALL THE TIME... But with that comes the attachment, infatuation, all that shyt...

Just be prepared...

You're gonna piss her parents off... Jewish breh deflowering their sweet innocent anglo-saxon daughter :heh:
 

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We went out once and she was boring... and had her friends somewhere in the bar for support I think

I found it all to be weird and called it off after an hour or so

She has since texted me more pics of bible verses and I havent responded, putting this one in the past
 
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