Maaaaaan me and my girl were at 5 guys the other day, we were trying to enjoy are meal outside since its been nice out..
Well 10 mins in this homeless dude wanders up asking for some change (I don't keep cash at all all my shyt is on my bank card) so I tell em "sorry bro dot have any)
Then she gets to looking all
for this guy which I get because he's homeless and prolly hungry..
Then she tells me "buy him a burger", I hit her with the
and like "you know cheese burger here are like $7-$8 right.. Your lucky I bought your ass a burger now I'm suppos to buy one for some random
C'mon now
*if I was at McDonald's I prolly would've done it though"