Do you ever eat real Chinese food?

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I've seen Chinese people blow torch live dogs for food.

I've seen them beat rats, cut them up, and call it chicken.

I've seen them recycle sewage water and fry food with it (gutter oil)

I've seen Chinese people inject their shrimp with silicone to charge more by the pound.

I've seen Chinese people sell plastic rice to Jamaicans IN JAMAICA!

I've seen Chinese people put fake fish eyes on dead fish so it looks cleaner than what it really is.

But i never see Chinese people eat the food they sell....

:jbhmm:
Big fukkin facts breh...I cannot fukk with that shyt...period...and I use to eat that shyt on the reg...but I noticed my stomach would be fukked up everytime...but if any of yall want further proof just search dirty dining on YouTube and literally every other video is a Chinese restaurant :scust:
Them some unsanitary muthafukkas
 

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I just got roast pork from a place in Chinatown last night and it was amazing. It was tender and flavorful

That was one of the simpler things on the menu, next time I'll get something more elaborate

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Some of my favorites....

Xio long Bao
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Dumplings filled with meat and soup broth

Biang biang noodles
%5BN9%5D+Pork+%22Zha+Jiang%22+Hand-Ripped+Noodles

Hand made wide noodles with a spicy, tangy beef sauce

Pork belly dim sum
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I've seen Chinese people blow torch live dogs for food.

I've seen them beat rats, cut them up, and call it chicken.

I've seen them recycle sewage water and fry food with it (gutter oil)

I've seen Chinese people inject their shrimp with silicone to charge more by the pound.

I've seen Chinese people sell plastic rice to Jamaicans IN JAMAICA!

I've seen Chinese people put fake fish eyes on dead fish so it looks cleaner than what it really is.

But i never see Chinese people eat the food they sell....

:jbhmm:
You ain't seen shyt. You read all that on the internet
 

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Some of my favorites....

Xio long Bao
images

Dumplings filled with meat and soup broth

Biang biang noodles
%5BN9%5D+Pork+%22Zha+Jiang%22+Hand-Ripped+Noodles

Hand made wide noodles with a spicy, tangy beef sauce

Pork belly dim sum
IMG_5690-Modified01.jpg

Looks good! Have you ever had Szechuan food? That seems to be in high demand from the Chinese community in New York.
 

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Looks good! Have you ever had Szechuan food? That seems to be in high demand from the Chinese community in New York.

Yeah ...Szechuan food seems to be spicy on spicy.
spicy-king.jpg

This is called explosive chili pepper
chicken lol...I had it at Spicy King in SF
 

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Real chinese food in china should only be eaten by chinese..stick your westernized ass at mcdonalds or something. They eat dogs, cats, scorpions, snakes, monkeys etc etc and in many cases wont tell you its canine you eating:mjlol:

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Panda Express is as Chinese as it needs to be for me :ahh:

Them little spots around the way be fire too. I don’t give a fukk. Bring it on
 

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I tread carefully when it comes to authentic chinese food. i fukk with their roast duck and pork buns but the last dish I had I guess was their version of broccoli, it tasted like poison ivey. It was no different than some wild greens straight from the ground, tasted horrible
 

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I tread carefully when it comes to authentic chinese food. i fukk with their roast duck and pork buns but the lastI dish I had I guess was their version of broccoli, it tasted like poison ivey. It was no different than some wild greens straight from the ground, tasted horrible

:mjlol:

I wonder what that was. The only Chinese thing I've had so far that I didn't like was beef with bitter melon, the beef was good but the bitter melon is so bitter that it's just not enjoyable to eat. The thing I look out for with Chinese food is whether or not it has offal (off cuts/organ meat), they have a ton of dishes like that. I don't mind exotic dishes but I'll pass on things like squid intestine.
 
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