Dialogue in movies and TV shows that make you cringe

[DaRealness]

The Fast and the Furious - Seriously, this has to be the worst. Way too many to mention because 99% of the lines in this shyt makes me . Like when Vin Diesel finished the race and was making his big speech and all the dikkriding spectators were going "ooh" and "aah" in sequence like some broadway musical.

Also everything that came out of Ja Rule's corny ass mouth and Paul Walker's "no crust on the sandwich" with that cheesy smile.

Not to forget that Korean dude who was like "the cops busted into my house. Disrespected my family because someone narked me out and you know what? IT WAS YOU!!" Dude couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in his hands.

A History Of Violence - When the son was like "since you're a gangster, if I rob a store will you ground me if I don't give you a piece of the action?"

Romeo Must Die - When Aaliyah's coworker was all like "oooh good, work it out. Your brother's in the back".

Or when dude was like "you know I got ideas. It's like sheeeit, fukk it. I AM an idea." Just for that alone he deserved to get thrown out the window.


Add on....

 

[storyteller]

When the Nomads told Clay his entire devious plan for the robberies. "You promised us that if we rob people in this town, undermining Jax and getting you back into power...you would use that power to give us money from the Mexican Cartel's drug trades which you would continue to run instead of getting out of." Worst bit of dialogue ever on that show.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Margaret from boardwalk empire each and every scene that c*nt is in.

 

[KevCo]

The entire star wars prequel trillogy

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Breaking Bad.. Say my name scene.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Soul Plane...everything

 

[Francis White]

The Fast and the Furious - Seriously, this has to be the worst. Way too many to mention because 99% of the lines in this shyt makes me . Like when Vin Diesel finished the race and was making his big speech and all the dikkriding spectators were going "ooh" and "aah" in sequence like some broadway musical.

Also everything that came out of Ja Rule's corny ass mouth and Paul Walker's "no crust on the sandwich" with that cheesy smile.

Not to forget that Korean dude who was like "the cops busted into my house. Disrespected my family because someone narked me out and you know what? IT WAS YOU!!" Dude couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in his hands.

A History Of Violence - When the son was like "since you're a gangster, if I rob a store will you ground me if I don't give you a piece of the action?"

Romeo Must Die - When Aaliyah's coworker was all like "oooh good, work it out. Your brother's in the back".

Or when when dude was like "you know I got ideas. It's like sheeeit, fukk it. I AM an idea." Just for that alone he deserved to get thrown out the window.


Add on....

Monicaaa. Ja was terrible in that movie.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Swingers, that voicemail Jon Favreau left

 

[the cac mamba]

this is a good ass thread, cant remeber any atm but i def have a few

 

[StraxStrax]

Every convo between Bond and Moneypenny in Skyfall

 

[MouseTeeth]

You got served


Lil Kim: you need to take it to the streets

Omarion: how street do u wanna keep it?

Lil Kim: u kno how I like it baby, straight hood





My a$$hole puckered in embarrassment while douche chills shot through my spine

 

[StraxStrax]

[ame=http://youtu.be/hOM3a7gILiY]Hermione Crying - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Real]

Avengers - After Phil died, Nick Fury and the slim chick we're on the bridge, and she says to him "Sir, those cards were in his locker."

Da fukk?

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

I don't remember much about any of the fast n furious movies but Vin's "THIS IS BRAZIIIIIIIL!" speech stands out as the cheesiest most contrived moment in modern movie history

 

[jmspro]

Vin Diesel in "A Man Apart". Just corny all the way though.