Dealing with a Clingy Older Cougar......

cleanface coney

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Fuk dat not wifing none of these hoes here in Babylon

well you cant be too mad at the game you tryna play bro

you shoulda been honest from the jump...aint really an excuse you can use

i mean she 46...im sure she aint got time for games...atleast in her head she dont
 

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Idk I get the feeling this "milf" OP is fukking is probably some overweight beast with 3 runts. :scusthov:

This dude is in his 30s typing like a high school kid and still playing video games. Typical Coli "baller.":scusthov:
 

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... Unlike yall I don't put p*ssy on a pedestal I fukk bytches and kick em out
Ah, but you are not able to "kick em out" as you are saying because you started this thread off as needing advice in order to kick her out.

Why are you frontin'? Everyone here can see it.

You got caught in your own web, and now, she is cramping your style, kind of. Or at least your freedom. You got a cougar but weren't expecting the clingy aspect.
Write a book about it. Stella got her groove back... and I hooked up with Stella... and it's not so good as I thought and I don't know what to do... help a brotha out, please. It's a long title but it sums up your situation. Tell her you are writing a book. The title alone should tick her off and she'll be out the door. But, you'll have your freedom and get to play GTA V.
 

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She's obviously in control if you have to make up lies to get her to leave. Deal with her like a man and tell her you only want sex. She doesn't mean anything to you obviously, so it shouldn't matter if she decides to walk away.

dis is what the brothas on the street call "pullin ya card", lol
 

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Fellas I need your advice on excuses to get this one out of my door. She taking it more seriously than I am so I need excuses to get her out my spot after I buss she be wanting to chill and shyt. She is almost 46 and im 31. The yeah I am about to head to work/gym/im sleepy/kick it with cousin shyt is getting kind of old so I would like a few more in the rotation. Any excuses that you use on yours that I can put in rotation would be greatly appreciated!

 

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Idk I get the feeling this "milf" OP is fukking is probably some overweight beast with 3 runts. :scusthov:

This dude is in his 30s typing like a high school kid and still playing video games. Typical Coli "baller.":scusthov:



You can tell that...


it's not that he was cut from a different cloth...


He was broken off from the wrong branch...


and fell and snapped into multiple pieces.


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