Dealing with a Clingy Older Cougar......

[Marco Zen]

Men do what they want. Boys do what they can.....ya feel me

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

This a woman we talkin about is every nikka in here a simp dat holds them on high regard? I see why nikkas say TLR is on . I can't even get a few laughs while runnin game on a hoe to get her out my crib right after a buss without nikkaz talkin about be real with da hoe. Ya'll nikkaz don't know even tho hoes say they want the truth the fact is that most hoes can't handle da truth. I gave them the truth too long and it backfires on most occassion. bytches like mystery so I play that role with them now.

Shut up. You are hustlin' backwards and have to lie to do what you want to do.

You ain't 'runnin' game', you're trying to 'run away'.

You're 31 years old yet actin' like you're 12 and lookin' for your daddy to you out of a situation YOU created by not being a man.

[Mowgli]Stop it. It's disgusting.[/Mr. Somebody]​

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

There are 2 options to get rid of a MILF-

Option 1 - Have every conversation lead to you needing $$$, and all the things you need her to sign for. Eventually she'll give up cuz MILF's value their credit score more than young dikk. If you still want to hit it later on you can be on some "got my money right" shyt and she'll be right back.

Option 2 - The nuclear option. Have every conversation lead to how old she is. Example - "Damn bae, you looking real old in the face today". She will never talk to you again cuz no MILF wants to be seen as old, delusional i know, but it is what it is.

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

Shut up. You are hustlin' backwards and have to lie to do what you want to do.

You ain't 'runnin' game', you're trying to 'run away'.

You're 31 years old yet actin' like you're 12 and lookin' for your daddy to you out of a situation YOU created by not being a man.​

Right like u tell your hoes get out the crib so you can play GTA Vgtfoh

 

[Marco Zen]

There are 2 options to get rid of a MILF-

Option 1 - Have every conversation lead to you needing $$$, and all the things you need her to sign for. Eventually she'll give up cuz MILF's value their credit score more than young dikk. If you still want to hit it later on you can be on some "got my money right" shyt and she'll be right back.

Option 2 - The nuclear option. Have every conversation lead to how old she is. Example - "Damn bae, you looking real old in the face today". She will never talk to you again cuz no MILF wants to be seen as old, delusional i know, but it is what it is.

WRONG!!!!!!

1. If a true milf start breaking you off some cheddar you've entered into a new category. that "no he didn't" / old bytch goin batshyt/ tyler perry woman scorned phase. I suggest you not play with an old birds checkbook.

2. how the fukk you gon call the bytch old (ugly) right after you just fukkd her

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Right like u tell your hoes get out the crib so I can play Call of Duty gtfoh

1. I don't deal with 'hoez'.
2. When my ex asked me why I was divorcing her, I told her 'If I don't, I'll kill you.'
3. My last relationship ended with me telling her 'There's too much going on in my life to spare any time for you.'

Grow up.​

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

1. I don't deal with 'hoez'.
2. When my ex asked me why I was divorcing her, I told her 'If I don't, I'll kill you.'
3. My last relationship ended with me telling her 'There's too much going on in my life to spare any time for you.'

Grow up.​

Bro sorry to bring you to reality but 99% of these women out here are hoes including my momma and urs u were'nt the first to pipe then you called her your wife nicca. Obviously she was a hoe or had hoe tendencies threatening to kill her ass. I aint trynna wife none of these hoes or letting a hoe drive me to the point of threatening her life!

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Fellas I need your advice on excuses to get this one out of my door. She taking it more seriously than I am so I need excuses to get her out my spot after I buss she be wanting to chill and shyt. She is almost 46 and im 31. The yeah I am about to head to work/gym/im sleepy/kick it with cousin shyt is getting kind of old so I would like a few more in the rotation. Any excuses that you use on yours that I can put in rotation would be greatly appreciated!

Dont have any demonic tactics for you friend sorry. Perhaps in the future you should be more forthcoming with your intentions for friends instead of misleading friends into relationships that you have to lie and use demonic postures to maintain.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

2. how the fukk you gon call the bytch old (ugly) right after you just fukkd her

Maybe cuz I want her to GTFO and never speak to me again

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Bro sorry to bring you to reality but 99% of these women out here are hoes

Sorry to bring YOU to reality, but I don't have to lie or make up excuses to do what I want.

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[Marco Zen]

Maybe cuz I want her to GTFO and never speak to me again

.....true dat

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

Sorry to bring YOU to reality, but I don't have to lie to do what I want.

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Why everybody in here worrying about what another man is doing with their hoes I asked for excuses to put the bytch out and nikkaz wanna lecture a debate. If I wanna smack my hoes and tell her its a luv tap its my business. Yall got that 2pac dear Momma spirit on yall. Unlike yall I don't put p*ssy on a pedestal I fukk bytches and kick em out

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Why everybody in here worrying about what another man is doing with their hoes I asked for excuses to put the bytch out and nikkaz wanna lecture a debate. If I wanna smack my hoes and tell her its a luv tap its my business. Yall got that 2pac dear Momma spirit on yall.

We ain't worried about what another man is doing 'cause you ain't a man.

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[Deaf2twothirds]

We ain't worried about what another man is doing 'cause you ain't a man.

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Ok internet tough guy Simp

 

[Marco Zen]

Why everybody in here worrying about what another man is doing with their hoes I asked for excuses to put the bytch out and nikkaz wanna lecture a debate. If I wanna smack my hoes and tell her its a luv tap its my business. Yall got that 2pac dear Momma spirit on yall. Unlike yall I don't put p*ssy on a pedestal I fukk bytches and kick em out

I feel ya dog.. u like hittin it but u ain tryin to hold hands and cuddle playin footsies afterwards and the capn save-a-hoe in you keepin you from hurtin her feelings by sayin "bytch I nutted u can go now"..... nikka come up wit something clever. a new hobby. a fukkin pet. fake some emotional trauma. SOMETHIN!!