David Blaine is the got damn devil

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Lol a lot of y’all funny as hell typing up all these silly explanations thinking u make sense, talking about stop all that demon talk. It’s not real. Yet y’all believe in religions and go to church every Sunday. Y’all something else.
I dont think the same ones laughing about demons are going to church
 

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Dudes in here talking about demons :mjlol:

How you gonna summon a demon and convice it to run some pedestrian ass card tricks for you?
Imagine you're the all powerful demon, Baloron or some shyt. A motherfukker awakens you from your 10,000 year slumber. You thinking it's the squad getting ready for the end days or some shyt, but it's just a bum who wants to do card tricks and never really achieve actual authority in the world. But you're bored as hell. So you have your secretary, Lilith, type up a standard soul trading contract and you get to work. :dead:


Yeah, imagine how low on the hierarchy David Blane is.


First tier Haliburton

2nd tier

World leaders

3rd tier Hollywood

4th Tier NBA Youngboy

5th Tier Murderers/serial killers. Not influential, but man do they produce results

6th Tier: David Blaine.

:dead:

ppl completely forget who this autistic Arab is every couple of years and he has to do some stunt to get back in the public’s eye, but yes he totally sold his soul to the devil to put the 7 of diamonds card Neatly folded under Rajon Rondos Apple Watch :mjlol:
Or give some homeless dude a coffee cup full of loose change :heh:
Or amaze people over FaceTime

in 1-2 weeks nobody’s gona remember this weirdo and the the demons assisting him to amaze Tom Brady’s wife will go back to hell or wherever they slithered out of

mothafukkas are dumb as shyt I swear :flabbynsick:
 

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I went to YouTube and typed in "sleigt of hand" .
Watched some videos of a guy explaining card tricks.
Milson Productions, the guy is named Jay.
He shows and breaks down card tricks. Its kinda fun to watch. Im sure there are others.
 

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there is a long documentary on youtube about magicians that use the assistance of demons to pull off these tricks...but lames will refuse to believe, david blaine has admitted to worshipping and making pacts with demons.
believe in imaginary daddies that banishes angels to hell that take his children souls, twist them and turn them into demons just so they can help magicians on YouTube brehs
 

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Its funny yet azaelia banks shows you her closet where she sacrifices chickens. Erykah badu admits she is a witch. Jay z makes a song called lucifer and wears a shirt representing aleister crowley. Many people with great success exchange their souls for material wealth. Look up bill clinton and haitian voodoo. Why would it be any different for high level magicians with a lot of wealth and fame, especially when they are dealing with the occult directly?
 
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