Darkseid or Thanos?

[Kid Dynamite]

Do yall think Cap's shield could stop omega beams?

 

[The axe murderer]

Darkseid once broke into Mr. Miracle's house to sit in Scott Free's favorite chair while drinking his yak just to personally drop off a VHS sex tape of Big Barda.
Thanos could never top that level of petty.

Jesus

 

[obarth]

Imagine you're at Wing Stop with your girl, pre-quarantine, tryna cop some lemon pepper wings. Your girl yells, "this nikka just grabbed my ass!"

You turn around ready to throw hands, only to see a dude staring back at you, standing like this:

Not only do you now share that girl, dude is probably taking the wings. Meanwhile you standing there with the "I eat ass" face. Darkseid has the anti-wife equation, cause he's snatching your bytch. Thanos is out here on his Bernie Sanders steez, worried about the environment and sustainability. They somehow made a dude whose motivation was originally simping, have a worse motivation. At least let dude pimp slap Captain America into oblivion, for the culture

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Anti-Wife equation

 

[Ironman]

Imagine you're at Wing Stop with your girl, pre-quarantine, tryna cop some lemon pepper wings. Your girl yells, "this nikka just grabbed my ass!"

You turn around ready to throw hands, only to see a dude staring back at you, standing like this:

Not only do you now share that girl, dude is probably taking the wings. Meanwhile you standing there with the "I eat ass" face. Darkseid has the ant-wife equation, cause he's snatching your bytch. Thanos is out here on his Bernie Sanders steez, worried about the environment and sustainability. They somehow made a dude whose motivation was originally simping, have a worse motivation. At least let dude pimp slap Captain America into oblivion, for the culture

That's another thingWho the hell just has the audacity to stand with their hands behind their backs at ALL timesThe disrespect The unmitigated gallThe pure lack of concern for your fighting capabilities

 

[Ironman]

Do yall think Cap's shield could stop omega beams?

Darkseid will hit him with the

and have his beams curve around the shield and shoot Cap in the back

 

[obarth]

That's another thingWho the hell just has the audacity to stand with their hands behind their backs at ALL timesThe disrespect The unmitigated gallThe pure lack of concern for your fighting capabilities

I have to give Thanos props for slapping the fukk outta people, but Darkseid be straight up posing on nikkas, completely unbotheredSuperman's outchea bench pressing the Earth for a couple days, Darkseezy is hitting his gangsta pose likenikka is in the perpetual mode of a dude waiting to be sat in a restaurant while having demi gods tearing their hamstrings with the effort their putting in to give him an L

 

[Ironman]

I have to give Thanos props for slapping the fukk outta people, but Darkseid be straight up posing on nikkas, completely unbotheredSuperman's outchea bench pressing the Earth for a couple days, Darkseezy is hitting his gangsta pose likenikka is in the perpetual mode of a dude waiting to be sat in a restaurant while having demi gods tearing their hamstrings with the effort their putting in to give him an L

Fam my man pulls up to Earth to conquer for shyts and giggles just to piss Superman off
Dude just pulls up on you like

Now what?
This

 

[obarth]

Fam my man pulls up to Earth to conquer for shyts and giggles just to piss Superman off
Dude just pulls up on you like

Now what?
This

Darksizzle only owns black Air Force 1s

 

[The axe murderer]

Fam my man pulls up to Earth to conquer for shyts and giggles just to piss Superman off
Dude just pulls up on you like

Now what?
This

He treated superman like uncle ruckus pops treated him

 

[The axe murderer]

I have to give Thanos props for slapping the fukk outta people, but Darkseid be straight up posing on nikkas, completely unbotheredSuperman's outchea bench pressing the Earth for a couple days, Darkseezy is hitting his gangsta pose likenikka is in the perpetual mode of a dude waiting to be sat in a restaurant while having demi gods tearing their hamstrings with the effort their putting in to give him an L

And ALL that is is an avatar. It ain't no where near the real deal
And no one fukking with that avatar or his block. Apokalips is like the La Perla ghetto in San Juan where the cops don't go because the green lantern corps don't even wanna touch it

 

[Monoblock]

Darkseid is an equal opportunity asswhipper. Anyone in Supes family can get it.

 

[feelosofer]

Imagine you're at Wing Stop with your girl, pre-quarantine, tryna cop some lemon pepper wings. Your girl yells, "this nikka just grabbed my ass!"

You turn around ready to throw hands, only to see a dude staring back at you, standing like this:

Not only do you now share that girl, dude is probably taking the wings. Meanwhile you standing there with the "I eat ass" face. Darkseid has the ant-wife equation, cause he's snatching your bytch. Thanos is out here on his Bernie Sanders steez, worried about the environment and sustainability. They somehow made a dude whose motivation was originally simping, have a worse motivation. At least let dude pimp slap Captain America into oblivion, for the culture

After Anti-wife equation anything else was gravy. I wish I could award you .001 percent stock of pornhub which would provide you generational wealth. Alas a mere dap+rap will have to do.

 

[obarth]

After Anti-wife equation anything else was gravy. I wish I could award you .001 percent stock of pornhub which would provide you generational wealth. Alas a mere dap+rap will have to do.

Daps from my coli nikkas is reward enough

 

[Jello Biafra]

Imagine you're at Wing Stop with your girl, pre-quarantine, tryna cop some lemon pepper wings. Your girl yells, "this nikka just grabbed my ass!"

You turn around ready to throw hands, only to see a dude staring back at you, standing like this:

Not only do you now share that girl, dude is probably taking the wings. Meanwhile you standing there with the "I eat ass" face. Darkseid has the ant-wife equation, cause he's snatching your bytch. Thanos is out here on his Bernie Sanders steez, worried about the environment and sustainability. They somehow made a dude whose motivation was originally simping, have a worse motivation. At least let dude pimp slap Captain America into oblivion, for the culture

Anti-wife Equation pretty much ends this whole debate.
Everyone who picked Thanos should go change their vote.