Dallas Cowboys officially hire Brian Schottenheimer as their next HC

[mozichrome]

Troy Aikman probably saw this news and went

 

[010101]

BIG COWPATTY BUSINESS*

 

[Big Boss]

Jerry never gonna learn

 

[VegetasHairline]

Brian Schottenheimer
Kellen Moore
Leslie Frasier
Robert Saleh

Those were the only coaches Jerry Jones interviewed.

 

[calh45]

You would think Jerry would have learned from the Jimmy Johnson days

He did learn. He learned how much he wanted the credit for the wins especially after the Parcells experiment.

 

[wire28]

Dak and Brian might be a problem….

Spoiler

For c00nboy fans

 

[jadillac]

Jerry will only hire "do boys" and pushovers. If you're a Cowboys fan and refuse to walk away from this idiocy, don't come on here crying about it. You signed up for this, voluntarily

Entire organization is spoiled. I work right across from the Star headquarters. Those players are completely spoiled and have no incentive to be better. Everything is lavish luxury for them.

If Jerry was smart, he'd be a GM in name only. He can still get the credit he desperately seeks but let someone else do the real work of being a GM

 

[Trav]

Everyone at Jerry's World:



*football organization

 

[mvp_status]

!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MJ Truth]

Nah...the Lakers and Hurley were more serious than a Deion-coached Cowboy team

Neither was really serious though, just publicity plays.

 

[Green Ranger]

What about Deion???

Michael Irvin was all on tv trying to get Delon to come coach the cowboys I no he must be ill seeing this

 

[Ron Mexico]

The most boring and unimaginative hire you could possibly make.

Could've just hired Deion for the fukkery if this is the best that they could do.

 

[feelosofer]

What makes it worse Michael Irvin swore up and down the Cowboys were going to announce Deion as the coach the week of the Super Bowl.

 

[Dwight Howard]

We need a luigi right now

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Then after Shotti is done, they hire Whitten