Dallas Cowboys officially hire Brian Schottenheimer as their next HC

[VegetasHairline]

team is doomed until Jerreh kicks the bucket


America's Raiders

Just like the Raiders, the bozo son is gonna take over and nothing will improve.

 

[BucciMane]

team is doomed until Jerreh kicks the bucket


America's Raiders

I feel no sympathy for the Cowboys. I do feel for the Raiders though. The NFL is definitely better when they are relevant.

 

[reserved_one]

Jerry got advanced CTE

 

[feelosofer]

Koji Kondo, the composer, played in a jazz band in grade school. He had a similar upbringing as Pharrell.. but he had Nintendo instead of Teddy Riley. You cant have any type of deep musical knowledge without studying what black folks did.

That's an insult to Papoose. Brian Schotty is more akin to Jae Millz

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

Is Jerry ok?

Cowboys won't be shyt til he dies

 

[Shadow King]

Neither was really serious though, just publicity plays.

I'm pretty sure Dan was offered a deal.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Maybe Jerry's old ass thought he was hiring Marty instead

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Doesn't matter. Jerry wouldn't even interview them. He wants a puppet. There's a reason Parcells didn't last long in Dallas.

There's also the factor of Jerry placing Jason Witten on the staff to eventually take over as head coach just like they did with Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett. What head coach worth a damn wants to deal with that?

That's 100% Jerry's reasoning. If Schotty is successful, it's whatever. If he's not, he will lock Witten in for 10 years if not more.

He wants to copy Detroit but even THEY haven't shown proof of concept yet. Guarantee Campbell told Johnson about Dallas/Jerry. Think Aaron Glenn was here during the Parcells era too and he probably told him the same shyt.

Cowboys are a joke.

It's never been about the players. The culture is rotten.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

get the gleam

 

[Midwest]

The trump of the NFL, needs complete lackeys to stroke his ego!!!! Man glad this world has balance…. Reaper can only save the cowboys and US

 

[Formerly known as...]

Wait what? Not Marty, but Brian

It's insane how being white and trash can land you one of the biggest gigs around.

 

[Born2BKing]

So this was fake news huh

 

[CHICAGO]

Lol why even fire dude…

THEY DIDNT FIRE HIM.
HE LEFT BECAUSE THEY
WERE PLAYING WITH HIS BAG



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[Silkk]

THEY DIDNT FIRE HIM.
HE LEFT BECAUSE THEY
WERE PLAYING WITH HIS BAG



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Same shyt

 

[CHICAGO]

Same shyt

NOT REALLY BECAUSE THEYRE
GONNA TO PAY THE NEXT GUY
LESS MONEY SO THAT
ANSWERS YOUR INITIAL QUESTION



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