Creflo Dollar wants people to donate so he can buy a G650 plane

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i got so many stories bout this church rip off shyt

my moms WAS big into that shyt

fukking sending $20 in for a prayer cloth :dead:

my mom joined this church with a new young pastor when i was in high school
my pops stayed at his old church

and the church was a small poor church
but they bought him a Mercedes coup and his wife an Infiniti:wow:
and paid him a full time salary
-most churches that small have pastors who have full time jobs outside of the church

long story short---

dude got convicted of tax evasion
and passed away from cancer before he did any jail time
 

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i got so many stories bout this church rip off shyt

my moms WAS big into that shyt

fukking sending $20 in for a prayer cloth :dead:

my mom joined this church with a new young pastor when i was in high school
my pops stayed at his old church

and the church was a small poor church
but they bought him a Mercedes coup and his wife an Infiniti:wow:
and paid him a full time salary
-most churches that small have pastors who have full time jobs outside of the church

long story short---

dude got convicted of tax evasion
and passed away from cancer before he did any jail time

Skipped the pen and went straight to heaven :wow:

:lolbron:
 

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:ohhh:Dog you bullshytting but I just checked his website and they got a few IT positions open. I might be singing a new tune in a few months. Keep an eye on the Post Your Whip thread.:usure: I got a feeling the lord has a miiighty blessing in store for me:jawalrus:

http://hr.creflodollarministries.org/Employment.aspx
 

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Skipped the pen and went straight to heaven :wow:

:lolbron:


one of the funniest things i saw at his church was:

during revival they had some white dude guest pastor
they had a nikka hobble in and ask for prayer
saying he was born with one leg longer than the other(both legs looked the same length tho :dwillhuh:)

the white dude laid hands on him and suddenly his short leg supposedly grew:mjlol:


dude ran around the church dancing and shyt
and the congregation went crazy:blessed:
 

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Can yall imagine Creflo looking at the jet brochures and going :scusthov:at a G550 or G4. Flip the page and see that G650 like:leon::gladbron: :noah:

:dead:This shyt is so hilarious to me
:pachaha: shyt would go like this:





Servant: Pastor Dollar, what about the G550? :ld:

Pastor:

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Servant:...Well...how about the G650?

Pastor:
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