Creationists Demand Equal Time On Cosmos

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its almost easter, isnt a showing of the ten commandments counted?
 

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Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.

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You will get laughed at anywhere if you present the claim that Malaysia is not a 3rd world.

I will leave it at that, that fact that we are debating this is equivalent to debating flat earth
Malaysia isn't third world though...it would more correctly be categorized as a "developing nation".
 

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Chris.B said:
What's the issue here?

If you are allowed to spew "scientific theories" then you must allow equal time for opposing views.

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I am grateful for my whiteness, too. Being white has challenged me... forced me to grow as a Christian ...in ways that being black could never have done.

I firmly believe that if I had been born black, I certainly would know my place. I would cheerfully serve those the Lord placed above me without complaint. I would not lust after Godly white women. I would, instead, do what God wishes, no matter how non-arousing I find that color of flesh, that texture of hair or that foul nigra stench. I would do my duty to procreate within the bounds of my own race.

I would not put on gawdy displays of simian athleticism. I would not strut around, dancing to Satanic voodoo beats. I would not speak in Ebonics. I would never ax anyone a question. In short, I would be the perfect black man! (Perhaps, this is why God did not make me black. It would not be much of a cross for me to bear.)

It's sad that so many of those actually born black don't feel this way!
 

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Here is what is hilarious, and I mean utterly fukking hilarious
they are only complaining because they want to co-opt the Cosmos brand, its integrity and scientific authority to Trojan horse their directly antithetical and diametrically opposed bulls,...err I mean, views.


This is on some shyt like
The democratic party complaining that they did not get any speaking time at CPAC:dahell:
"Hey man, our hustle has given away all its credibility, can we hop on your wagon in order to shyt all over it too?":dahell:

The arrogance and childlike chicanery either makes you want to laugh or give this group a swift kick in the arse.

These people have so much ill gotten wealth that they could make 50 "cosmos" documentaries a month and not sweat it, so why not just make their own? Well actually they sort of do and then some; if you watch even a small amount of tv and other audiovisual media you can see how the religious paradigm has infiltrated every part of our viewing experience. For example: Wolf Blitzer literally forced this lady to out herself as an atheist short of her performing the de rigueur felatio of his imaginary god on live tv.


They simply can't let anyone else have nice things
 

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What's the issue here?

If you are allowed to spew "scientific theories" then you must allow equal time for opposing views.
no...not really.
Creationism isn't a theory, it's a belief. The difference isn't even subtle. You cannot have a scientific show and use the bible as proof...that's just not very scientific.

If I come out and say a giant turtle shyt the universe out does that deserve equal air time too? Are these creationist going to champion oh I don't know let's say a Wiccan acount of creation? How about the native American, Norse or Greek version? WE going to give "equal" air time to those BELIEFS as well?

Perhaps we could talk to the "church" channel and see about them picking up Cosmos and airing it Sunday morning right between Joel Olsten and Benny Hinn?
 
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