Creationists butthurt as a result of Dr Pepper ad

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

no "dude" what i see here is we can prove animals adapt depending on the circumstance but we cannot prove that mouse trying to get your trash to eat is going to transform into a racc00n to make it easier to get and eat trash and defend itself and then when better traps are made for racc00ns they are going to turn into eagles and fly away because its easier to find food without humans trapping them


you cant post a GIF because it doesnt exist from the visual proof we have


just like that post a couple posts up we had a chart put in this thread about tigers turning into whales over millions of years of evolution then turn around and find new evidence that fully marine whales already existed around the same time not 10 million years later

this is why people in HL don't explain shyt to you, you're fukking retarded. why do you creationists always have to be absurd? a mouse turning into a racc00n? be honest, did you graduate highschool?

 

[daze23]

Until now, the whale series went something like this:

"Pakicetids (fully terrestrial): ~50 mya
Ambulocetids (semi-aquatic): 49 mya
Remingtonocetids (semi-aquatic): 49 mya
Rodhocetus (a Protocetid, semi-aquatic): 47 mya
Basilosaurids (fully aquatic): 40 mya"

So under the previous timeline, Darwinian biologists didn't have to worry about accounting for the origin of fully aquatic whales until about 40 mya. This new find pushes fully aquatic whales back to 49 mya. Now the timeline looks something like this:

"Pakicetids (fully terrestrial): ~50 mya
New Fossil Jawbone (fully aquatic whale): 49 mya
Ambulocetids (semi-aquatic): 49 mya
Remingtonocetids (semi-aquatic): 49 mya
Rodhocetus (a Protocetid, semi-aquatic): 47 mya
Basilosaurids (fully aquatic): 40 mya"

Discovery of "Oldest Fully Aquatic Whale" Fossil Throws a Major Bone into Whale Evolution Story - Evolution News & Views

look here, it literally went from a tiger to whale in 1 million years. next time one of you decide to put a cute chart make sure its not outdated, tigers to whales. Ha!

hmm... what's this website...

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

this is why people in HL don't explain shyt to you, you're fukking retarded. why do you creationists always have to be absurd? a mouse turning into a racc00n? be honest, did you graduate highschool?

what does any of this bolded wording have to do with evolution?

you wont refute that ancient tigers turn into whales so whats so different about mouses turning into racc00ns over some millions of years? do you want to explain which one is more likely to happen?

as far as the original question i typed up if you dont want to explain dont simple as that i provided that as an option just dont push your theories as ultimate truth and then turn around and say all religions are all false when you harbor the same attitude you claim they do hypocrite

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

what does any of this bolded wording have to do with evolution?

you wont refute that ancient tigers turn into whales so whats so different about mouses turning into racc00ns over some millions of years? do you want to explain which one is more likely to happen?

as far as the origional question i typed up if you dont want to explain dont simple as that i provided that as an option just dont push your theories as ultimate truth and then turn around and say all religions are all false when you harbor the same attitude you claim they do hypocrite

I wish you were intelligent enough to understand why this shyt is pure comedy to me.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

I wish you were intelligent enough to understand why this shyt is pure comedy to me.

cac humor

 

[Tom]

to my knowledge Bats are the only known mammals to fly bruh


there are a few that glide but that shyt don't count b


Dirty Jerz simply doesn't believe in shyt he can't see (with the exception of God) which is fine. The fossil evidence is large, but not complete......(becuase everything doesn't fossilize in piss perfect condition obviously).....

but how does one deny DNA evidence tho breh? We share more in common genetically with all great apes than we do with any other species on this planet b. That doesn't raise a red flag in ur creationist mind? All groups of mammals share more in common genetically with every other animal classified as mammal than they do with reptiles or birds...and vice versa.

Everything is aligned perfectly (with just the species that are still around today) and exactly as it would if evolution was true (which it is)

You'll never find a species of crocodile that has more in common genetically with us than any group of primate animal. And if you did then that would totally destroy the evolution argument, that's really all it takes. You'd figure if that was the case then someone would have been able to do it by now....but so far none of the evolution deniers have been able to present such evidence b.


and I'm not even a geneticist bro, I'm just a lame nerd nikka from the hood.. I'm not on some "Wize fool" holier than thou shyt thinking I'm better than u because I have an understanding of ___ topic....They got the entire genome mapped out n shyt to where u can literally look and see all the genes that are identical and different between any two species. Anyone can compare and contrast this shyt. These concepts ain't hard to grasp b.


do u even acknowledge urself as a mammal/homosapien? because if u do ur unconsciously admitting that you have knowledge of our place in the evolutionary tree of life brah.

 

[daze23]

 

[Fillerguy]

you serious with this? look at me you serious?

anybody that looks at this like and not like

i mean look at it! its a whale turning into a tiger

you're not even being ignorant about it the right way

 

[the cac mamba]

If you want to believe outdated theories .

 

[wize fool]

to my knowledge Bats are the only known mammals to fly bruh


there are a few that glide but that shyt don't count b


Dirty Jerz simply doesn't believe in shyt he can't see (with the exception of God) which is fine. The fossil evidence is large, but not complete......(becuase everything doesn't fossilize in piss perfect condition obviously).....

but how does one deny DNA evidence tho breh? We share more in common genetically with all great apes than we do with any other species on this planet b. That doesn't raise a red flag in ur creationist mind? All groups of mammals share more in common genetically with every other animal classified as mammal than they do with reptiles or birds...and vice versa.

Everything is aligned perfectly (with just the species that are still around today) and exactly as it would if evolution was true (which it is)

You'll never find a species of crocodile that has more in common genetically with us than any group of primate animal. And if you did then that would totally destroy the evolution argument, that's really all it takes. You'd figure if that was the case then someone would have been able to do it by now....but so far none of the evolution deniers have been able to present such evidence b.


and I'm not even a geneticist bro, I'm just a lame nerd nikka from the hood.. I'm not on some "Wize fool" holier than thou shyt thinking I'm better than u because I have an understanding of ___ topic....They got the entire genome mapped out n shyt to where u can literally look and see all the genes that are identical and different between any two species. Anyone can compare and contrast this shyt. These concepts ain't hard to grasp b.


do u even acknowledge urself as a mammal/homosapien? because if u do ur unconsciously admitting that you have knowledge of our place in the evolutionary tree of life brah.

A guilty conscious at it's finest. And thank you for the shout out.

But I'm "holier than thou" because I actually know what talking about? That guilty feeling comes from your soul, Tom. See, I told you you have one. I'm trying to restore your dignity by informing you of this and you think I'm being "holier than thou" because you have stripped your life of all value. A pig's testicle is holier than what you have made yourself out to be. A pig's testicle has more dignity than a man who denies his own soul, his own self.

If I am holier than thou it's only because you have rendered yourself worthless.

 

[brick james]

dirty jerz is the product of a horrible school system in America. instead of degrading him and using him as a source of endless comedy we should have a serious discussion (obviously without him) about the factors that create people like him.

Look at the way he types, this nikka really needs to start at grammar (and simple math I'm assuming), and work his way slowly but surely on to more complex mathematics, biology, chemistry, and physics, at least at a high school level.
It is difficult to comprehend something like evolution without a rudimentary knowledge of those subjects, but for some reason I expected someone who believes that a mystical, fictional book full of holds all the answers in life, to at least blindly agree with the general scientific community.

In a perfect world dirty jerz, rather than post nonsensical articles that have been debunked thousands of time by many christians and many scientists,
would honestly reply that he doesn't care to spend the time to learn about the world.

To quote St. Augustine:

Reckless and incompetent expounders of holy Scripture bring untold trouble and sorrow on their wiser brethren when they are caught in one of their mischievous false opinions and are taken to task by those who are not bound by the authority of our sacred books. For then, to defend their utterly foolish and obviously untrue statements, they will try to call upon Holy Scripture for proof and even recite from memory many passages which they think support their position, although “they understand neither what they say nor the things about which they make assertion.”

 

[Tom]

A guilty conscious at it's finest. And thank you for the shout out.

But I'm "holier than thou" because I actually know what talking about? That guilty feeling comes from your soul, Tom. See, I told you you have one. I'm trying to restore your dignity by informing you of this and you think I'm being "holier than thou" because you have stripped your life of all value. A pig's testicle is holier than what you have made yourself out to be. A pig's testicle has more dignity than a man who denies his own soul, his own self.

If I am holier than thou it's only because you have rendered yourself worthless.

holier now cause I know all the details about each crazy schizophrenic nikka who claims to have spoken to "God" throughout the "alleged" history of mankind.


I'm lost and know nothing about the world and how it works because I don't have this irrelevant mythological information at the very tips of my finger




Abraham and all ur alleged prophets brah. Accept what you are brah, you're a monkey ape, look at your facial features and skeleton breh. There's no denying it. No man made holy book can change that.

 

[the cac mamba]

A guilty conscious at it's finest. And thank you for the shout out.

But I'm "holier than thou" because I actually know what talking about? That guilty feeling comes from your soul, Tom. See, I told you you have one. I'm trying to restore your dignity by informing you of this and you think I'm being "holier than thou" because you have stripped your life of all value. A pig's testicle is holier than what you have made yourself out to be. A pig's testicle has more dignity than a man who denies his own soul, his own self.

If I am holier than thou it's only because you have rendered yourself worthless.

your opinions are still biased because at the end of the day you believe in islam and its fairytales while shunning everything else. thats why your self righteous posturing comes off as corny

 

[wize fool]

holier now cause u know all the details about each crazy schizophrenic nikka who claims to have spoken to "God" throughout the "alleged" history of mankind.


I'm lost and know nothing about the world and how it works because I don't have this irrelevant mythological information at the very tips of my finger




Abraham and all ur alleged prophets brah

The highest form of ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.

Congratulations.

 

[wize fool]

your opinions are still biased because at the end of the day you believe in islam and its fairytales while shunning everything else. thats why your self righteous posturing comes off as corny

Like I told your friend, the highest form of ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.

You "reject" Islam? What exactly are you rejecting? You don't know. So are you really rejecting it? No. You're rejecting education. You're rejecting knowledge. You can't critique something you know nothing about. It renders your opinion 100% worthless.

Thanks for sharing though. Now we all know what a 100% worthless opinion looks like. May we all strive to do better than you.