COVID-19 Pandemic (Coronavirus)

[Mr. Glass]

Yo, seriously, this nikka is one of the funniest muthafukkas I've ever seen. The shyt he says is wild. He's The President. We're doomed, ya'll.

 

[trick]

All of these morons touching the mic, shaking hands

This dude elbowing Trump instead, he's smart

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

You can see the arrogant proud look on his face cause he really thinks he's doing something good and bigly right now

 

[Azul]

They just closed Los Angeles district schools

NYC HAS NO EXCUSE NOW.

Deblasio better smarten up.

 

[Ill-Yaz]

National Emergency?

Should I get excited already or do you reckon I should wait?

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

And now I would like Mike Pence to lick my anus
Mike?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

He really has Pence giving him an appreciation speech right now.

 

[Nobu]

A perfect website ?

Like you've never seen before. I love TheColi, my African-Americans, and I have many of them, my approval numbers are very high on TheColi, the Fake News Media will never tell you that, but thats okay. They like me and they like what we've done for the African-American unemployment numbers very much, we are going to use their tremendous technology. You look at it, and it's a site, a beautiful site, it's a site that has been running for years and running much better than Obama's website. A complete disaster. What a beauty that was

 

[GzUp]

People who are sick are not gonna go to Walmart to get tested, their gonna go to the hospital

 

[BeeCityRoller]

They were dissing China in 2016 now want to partner with the biggest American supplier of Chinese goods

 

[How Sway?]

Got damn
"Very very heavily used right now"

 

[froggle]

it's still pretty surreal that Donald Trump is president of the United States...like how absurd does that sound

 

[Stir Fry]

We are very lucky that it’s hitting us last for the most part. Imagine if it had caught Trump more off guard


I haven’t heard anything about Mexico. Does anyone know how they’re faring?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yoooo did u see homie to the left standing behind Pence when he said that?

Dude did a mixture of

Then he refused to shake Trumps hand

 

[Golayitdown]

The adlibs got me rolling