Could you take down a full grown male cassowary for 100k?

[RhodyRum]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I'm better conditioned than him. He wont be able to keep me at bay forever.. might take a solid 60 mins before I deliver the death blow

Bet he tastes like chicken

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

If I'm allowed to pick up rocks and stuff he's completely fukked

 

[BobbyWojak]

Breh....you gonna rear naked choke...this?

I've seen that video, he's purposefully letting the bird hit the shield, bait it with the peice of wood, circle around to it's back, grab the neck apply leverage using a knee or foot. While It's writhing on the ground, pick up the wood and finish it.

 

[zayk35]

You're done in one fell swoop

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

 

[acri1]

Unless I'm allowed to wear a suit of armor, I'm good

 

[Trajan]

You gon need an AK at minimum

Main threat seems to be the sharp claws. You nullify that and you may stand a chance. ....not saying you'll win but no way can you do it without a vest

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

I've seen that video, he's purposefully letting the bird hit the shield, bait it with the peice of wood, circle around to it's back, grab the neck apply leverage using a knee or foot. While It's writhing on the ground, pick up the wood and finish it.

 

[MajesticLion]

I have a deep and abiding belief in the power to curry anything.

But I also have a deep and abiding belief that anydamnthing coming outta Australia is designed by the gods to specifically kill human beings.






Dem maths don't even need solving

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

that chicken never seen

52 blocks

 

[vino]

Domesticated these things and ate them.

Cassowaries: Ancient humans may have reared deadly birds 18,000 years ago

Often called modern-day dinosaurs due to their claws and casque, cassowaries are one of only a few birds known to have killed humans.

bigthink.com

 

[jdubnyce]

You lasting an hour with this killa? This the new

 

[bzb]

for 100k? and i get a 2x4? sheeit...

 

[B86]